Ok But Let's Talk About The Crab Army AND HOW WE MUST

Ok but let's talk about the crab army AND HOW WE MUST

UNITE

AND GET CRAB INTO MINECRAFT

IT WILL BE MINECRAB

LET US

CHARGE

INTO BATTLE

AND BRING CRAB TO THE CRAFT

(WAR CRY)

BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE

KISSING YOUR S.O GOODNIGHT

AND BEING LIKE

"Good night my bringer of oblivion (smooch)"

OR

"Awww is my devourer of souls feeling sleepy??? Is it time for bed?"

DO PEOPLE KISS THERE S.O GOOD NIGHT EVEN!?

Hey uuhhhhh I need some help real quick

I keep getting messages from bots with porn sites attached and I keep blocking them but I keep getting more

I'm still kinda new to tumblr and I need help soooooooo

Do you guys have any advice to make them stop?

Thank you :>

(shivers)

Penguin

Ok but like

Can we talk about this line of stuffed animals and blankets?????

Let's say you want a blanket and a stuffed animal that's a dino

BAM

THIS GUY

Ok but let's say you get that and you want a weighted dino plush that matches

BAM

"Alright alright," I hear you say, "But what if I want to BE the dinosaur??"

BAM

This is my favorite line of dino themed stuffs

There super duper soft and comfy

And they are very nice

It's great for if you like dinosaurs or if you wanna little space or even if you want a nice blanket

It's all pretty quality for a good price (at least to me) for the quality

You can find this stuff at your local target and if your trying to find it online these guys are made by Pillowfort

Not only that they come in other variants which is awesome

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

(Rise of the valkyrie begins to play)

I beg of you, crab wizard.

Gatter all of crab Tumblr under your banner, lead us to war. Crabs have the chance to be in Minecraft. We need to spread our kin across all of existence.

Help the ultimate form of life fulfill it's potential

I will gather the forces at once! this is truly an important cause-

CRABS OF TUMBLR! YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED! WE CHARGE AT DAWN!