Right, Considering The Current State Of Corporate Politics On This Site, And That It Seems That Only

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

Can't let those knives be a one time use

i find it so funny that the ides of march are directly after pi day. lets cut some yummy pie up then immediately the next day stab a roman emperor

Your all about to get booped by

The booper

Guys we need to talk about the dream I had

Ok so in my dream I'm a junior detective and obviously that makes me the main character

This guy (let's call him dave) dissapeared without a trace at all

Like nothing

So I'm lookin around because I wanna know where this guy went

And there's still nothing

And so I do some research and turns put there's been HUNDREDS of cases like these

So I go to where Dave was last seen before his dissapearence

And there's a nearby abandoned building so I check it out

So in the building I'm looking around and I see a black cat and the cat guides me to this staircase and I go down it

Under the building is ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT WENT MISSING IN HOSPITAL BEDS ASLEEP

And I see Dave so I run over to him and the cat jumps onto the bed and talks to me

He says, "there in a coma like state, this is what happends-"

AND THEN DAVE WAS DECAPITATED

"-when you miss your daily duolingo lessen"

AND THEN I GET KNOCKED OUT AND WAKE UP IN REAL LIFE

THATS IT THE END

So I misread "hoof trim" as "hoof him"

And here's what I imagined

The booper

Has been booped

Your all about to get booped by

The booper