Like I Know I Missed My Duolingo Yesterday But FUCK MAN - Tumblr Posts

Guys we need to talk about the dream I had

Ok so in my dream I'm a junior detective and obviously that makes me the main character

This guy (let's call him dave) dissapeared without a trace at all

Like nothing

So I'm lookin around because I wanna know where this guy went

And there's still nothing

And so I do some research and turns put there's been HUNDREDS of cases like these

So I go to where Dave was last seen before his dissapearence

And there's a nearby abandoned building so I check it out

So in the building I'm looking around and I see a black cat and the cat guides me to this staircase and I go down it

Under the building is ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT WENT MISSING IN HOSPITAL BEDS ASLEEP

And I see Dave so I run over to him and the cat jumps onto the bed and talks to me

He says, "there in a coma like state, this is what happends-"

AND THEN DAVE WAS DECAPITATED

"-when you miss your daily duolingo lessen"

AND THEN I GET KNOCKED OUT AND WAKE UP IN REAL LIFE

THATS IT THE END