Hamburger Style For Life

Hamburger style for life

reblog to let your mutuals know you love them very much so

What your about to get that's what it is

what the fuck is a boop

Guys we need to talk about the dream I had

Ok so in my dream I'm a junior detective and obviously that makes me the main character

This guy (let's call him dave) dissapeared without a trace at all

Like nothing

So I'm lookin around because I wanna know where this guy went

And there's still nothing

And so I do some research and turns put there's been HUNDREDS of cases like these

So I go to where Dave was last seen before his dissapearence

And there's a nearby abandoned building so I check it out

So in the building I'm looking around and I see a black cat and the cat guides me to this staircase and I go down it

Under the building is ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT WENT MISSING IN HOSPITAL BEDS ASLEEP

And I see Dave so I run over to him and the cat jumps onto the bed and talks to me

He says, "there in a coma like state, this is what happends-"

AND THEN DAVE WAS DECAPITATED

"-when you miss your daily duolingo lessen"

AND THEN I GET KNOCKED OUT AND WAKE UP IN REAL LIFE

THATS IT THE END

So I misread "hoof trim" as "hoof him"

And here's what I imagined

Lunch

The inspiration