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whoever said ryan gosling was too old to play ken surely doesn’t understand that being a hot himbo has no age limits.

"it's unhealthy to read fanfiction"

well i'm doing my 20 minutes of daily reading so...

No but let’s talk about this tho. i’ve watched moistcritical/Charlie’s video’s before and i’ve always thought he a good looking fellow nice hair, facial hair connects, he looks like he showers and so on and so forth. I was never like omg he’s so fine marry me i love you but i acknowledged he wasn’t a bag looking guy. But due to recent events i have to become feral. Now those who don’t know me (none of you) I am mentally i’ll and am attracted to people who are knowledgeable in weapons and combat people you might even call a little violent (never to a harmful degree). I like men who are confident and smart and know how to articulate themselves. And one thing i find appealing about watching Charlie is his voice it’s very pleasant. And I may even find weapons somewhat attractive ig idk how to say it? with saying all of this i have to now talk about the video content. DEAR GOD i simply can’t. The way he is pulling out his guns like it’s so casual and fucking correcting sn*ako and low key being mean about it and saying it with confidence because he KNOWS what he’s talking about. The casualness of it, the tone of his voice, how matter of fact, and the robe????? bro come on.

Please tell me that I’m not the only one that got extremally turned on by this video. The robe, him holding the guns, that pic of him after working out, the immaculate shit talking.   

No but let’s talk about this tho. i’ve watched moistcritical/Charlie’s video’s before and i’ve always thought he a good looking fellow nice hair, facial hair connects, he looks like he showers and so on and so forth. I was never like omg he’s so fine marry me i love you but i acknowledged he wasn’t a bag looking guy. But due to recent events i have to become feral. Now those who don’t know me (none of you) I am mentally i’ll and am attracted to people who are knowledgeable in weapons and combat people you might even call a little violent (never to a harmful degree). I like men who are confident and smart and know how to articulate themselves. And one thing i find appealing about watching Charlie is his voice it’s very pleasant. And I may even find weapons somewhat attractive ig idk how to say it? with saying all of this i have to now talk about the video content. DEAR GOD i simply can’t. The way he is pulling out his guns like it’s so casual and fucking correcting sn*ako and low key being mean about it and saying it with confidence because he KNOWS what he’s talking about. The casualness of it, the tone of his voice, how matter of fact, and the robe????? bro come on.

Please tell me that I’m not the only one that got extremally turned on by this video. The robe, him holding the guns, that pic of him after working out, the immaculate shit talking.   

me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:

like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together

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fanfiction writers are the literal backbone of society

yes hes my comfort character, and yes he does beat the shit out of people. he multitasks idk

me about my ex

*sighs dreamily* what is Wrong with him

Fandom culture is filled with bottoms. Y'all be calling these mfers "daddy" and saying you want them to rail you.

I be wanting to blow their backs out in an abandoned parking lot and then buy them a 2 for $3 from McDonald's, before leaving them at their house and never making it clear what our relationship is.

nothing is scarier than seeing what the front page of YouTube looks like when you're not logged in

JUNGKOOK SOLO SINGLE

Having rewatched Pirates of the Carribean several times, I have noticed something interesting. Will Turner is often the only survivor of massive shipwrecks, like the one that killed his mother or the one with the kraken. Other times even when hes alone he survives drowning in ways he really has no right to, like the destruction of the Interceptor. He just often conveniently finds a perfect sized piece of driftwood or something. Remember what Calypso said? About him having a “touch of destiny?” I think that the sea could never kill him, will always cradle him and protect him, because all along he was destined to be the captain of the Flying Dutchman. The sea could no more kill him than a human could cut off their own arm.

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I'D TELL THEM PUT ME BACK IN IT

DARLING, I'D DO IT AGAIN

IF I COULD HOLD YOU FOR A MINUTE

DARLING I'D GO THROUGH IT AGAIN

I'm so totally normal about this song, guys you don't even KNOW.

It totally isn't a song about him saying that all the pain and judgment he received about his relationship and throughout his life in general was worth it because he got to love the one person at all and that even if he was only given a minute to tell his partner how much he loved them he would still take the chance because heaven wasn't worth it if they weren't there with him and even if they WERE there it wouldn't work because heaven wasn't worthy of holding his love for that person. That's how pure it was. Heaven was not fit to house it.

I'm literally so indifferent, guys

it’s not a hozier song unless i can’t tell if it’s about the evils of capitalism or eating pussy

Eat Your Young is such a banger, like yes dude remark on the hunger and ambition that lies in everyone’s heart, you are totally right that the moment there’s something to be won you go for it, if you’re a moment late it vanishes. Yes, capitalism consumes the young, it’s a factory that devours, the false, thin veneer of charity and celebration. Also, it’s about sex.

the dream: to hold or to be held by pedro pascal

Namjoon will be appointed the ambassador for the Ministry of National Defense's excavation team on June 1st (live link)

"Not all men....."

Ur so right Chase Davenport would never treat me like this