No But Lets Talk About This Tho. Ive Watched Moistcritical/Charlies Videos Before And Ive Always Thought

No but let’s talk about this tho. i’ve watched moistcritical/Charlie’s video’s before and i’ve always thought he a good looking fellow nice hair, facial hair connects, he looks like he showers and so on and so forth. I was never like omg he’s so fine marry me i love you but i acknowledged he wasn’t a bag looking guy. But due to recent events i have to become feral. Now those who don’t know me (none of you) I am mentally i’ll and am attracted to people who are knowledgeable in weapons and combat people you might even call a little violent (never to a harmful degree). I like men who are confident and smart and know how to articulate themselves. And one thing i find appealing about watching Charlie is his voice it’s very pleasant. And I may even find weapons somewhat attractive ig idk how to say it? with saying all of this i have to now talk about the video content. DEAR GOD i simply can’t. The way he is pulling out his guns like it’s so casual and fucking correcting sn*ako and low key being mean about it and saying it with confidence because he KNOWS what he’s talking about. The casualness of it, the tone of his voice, how matter of fact, and the robe????? bro come on.

Please tell me that I’m not the only one that got extremally turned on by this video. The robe, him holding the guns, that pic of him after working out, the immaculate shit talking.   

Having rewatched Pirates of the Carribean several times, I have noticed something interesting. Will Turner is often the only survivor of massive shipwrecks, like the one that killed his mother or the one with the kraken. Other times even when hes alone he survives drowning in ways he really has no right to, like the destruction of the Interceptor. He just often conveniently finds a perfect sized piece of driftwood or something. Remember what Calypso said? About him having a “touch of destiny?” I think that the sea could never kill him, will always cradle him and protect him, because all along he was destined to be the captain of the Flying Dutchman. The sea could no more kill him than a human could cut off their own arm.

Eat Your Young is such a banger, like yes dude remark on the hunger and ambition that lies in everyone’s heart, you are totally right that the moment there’s something to be won you go for it, if you’re a moment late it vanishes. Yes, capitalism consumes the young, it’s a factory that devours, the false, thin veneer of charity and celebration. Also, it’s about sex.

yes hes my comfort character, and yes he does beat the shit out of people. he multitasks idk

it’s not a hozier song unless i can’t tell if it’s about the evils of capitalism or eating pussy

Namjoon will be appointed the ambassador for the Ministry of National Defense's excavation team on June 1st (live link)