The Most Unrealistic Part Of The Elf Movie Is That Jovie Only Sings The Womans Half Of The Song In The

The most unrealistic part of the Elf movie is that Jovie only sings the woman’s half of the song in the shower.

UNO is a game where the having of fun is completely dependent on playing without the rules. Corporate me.

Looked in the “important” section of my inbox to see that it’s all tumblr notifications. What’s the best way to “it’s not you it’s me” an app?

I feel like it would be awesome if we all formatted our blogs to look like porn boys so that no one could tell which followers were real. But at the same time, I like my page as is so I’m not gonna be the first to do it.

Holiday celebrations as the younger generation of the family is so weird, cause like- everybody has been doing this since before I was even a concept, It’s like they lost a card in the uno deck and replaced it with me.

Also, happy holidays to anybody who sees this.

Is anybody sad that they could never achieve the same level of casual flair as Daniel Craig playing a gay man?