Sir Will You Please Stop Doing The Worm Your Wife Is In Labor

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

“ lol no worries at least this planet has namjoon.”

happy birthday namjoon  ♡ ♡ ♡ [ part one ]

my works!

Updated 01/15/23

Disclaimer: these stories are purely fiction. all events that are written are not real and the characters are based on bts but not necessarily exactly the same characteristic-wise. in some scenarios, I do not condone unmoral behavior committed. these fics are purely written as a hobby by me and for fun as well as for practice in writing. I'm also drunk on dumb bitch juice. thank you.

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f ➺ fluff

m ➺ mature themes

a ➺ angst

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♡ giddy up, cowboy! | m

↳ country boy farmer jungkook, city girl reader | proceed

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♡ dusk till dawn | a

↳ misunderstandings, marriage! au | proceed

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♡ strawberry blond | f

↳ established relationship, marriage! au | proceed

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♡ ongoing; goodnight n go | a;f

❝ A very unfortunate mishap happens before your first day of work happens between you and an unknown man who is also an asshole.❞

↳single dad! jimin, teacher! reader

→one | two

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none/coming soon

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♡ a bit about forgetfulness | f

↳ alíen! hoseok, human! reader | proceed

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none/coming soon

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none/coming soon

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not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable