My New Favorite Typo Of All Time:"His Eboy Eyes-"

My new favorite typo of all time: "His eboy eyes-"

Ebony. His eyes are ebony.

Itachi, I'm so sorry.

Me, every time I enter a store during Halloween, looking to my family with arms full of crows: It's for. It's for the holiday. Because. Spooky season. And. Um. Spooky. For the season. No other reason.

I think Izuna deserves to of had blue flames. As a treat.

The pain of having to close out a fic and save it for tomorrow bc your damn ✨️flesh vessel✨️ needs ✨️subsistence✨️ and ✨️energy✨️ like yeah okay whatever universe fuck me then ig

Or not ig

I made the Akatsuki on the Sims and they’re all heathens.

-Deidara and Hidan keep stomping around the house cussing without prompt

-Hidan keeps pranking the toilet and and as such breaking it repetitively

-Sasori is just. Always sobbing in his bed.

-Kisame has set the house on fire multiple times

-Sasuke keeps visiting and Hidan is Mean to him

Hidan ft Kakuzu

yes I bled all over your perfect white carpet but my blood is actually pretty awesome you should be excited to live with my awesome blood