Practising Different Methods Of Colouring And Such Using Moments From My Survival World. To This Day

practising different methods of colouring and such using moments from my survival world. To this day I still live in that shack. It’s not expanded, difference is now my wolves have their own mansion. 

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The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

So I was thinkin’ about a character in a comic I’m writing (drawing?) and this character has fire abilities and then I thought about like, where does the fire come from? that sort of thing. And then, I thought it. A checkup in a hospital. The character watches as the doctor walks in with the scans. He adjusts his glasses and says to them, “I don’t know how to say this but your respiratory system is, uhh,” “yes?” “well, it’s fire.” 

Long story short the character is partially fire now. 

man I really just made an entrance at my friend’s party by mislanding my foot on the curb, falling out of the car and pulling my ligament again!

"My dear girl, by human standards we do not sleep in our food. I understand that as your caregiver it is my duty to provide the resources you need, but you have four hidey holes and two hammocks in there, one of which your sister uses as her bed regularly. I even provide copious amounts of bedding for your needs. So why must you select the cold ceramic food dish? I can ignore your running about and play fighting at all hours, but this simply cannot stand. However, I will not physically move you as you look far too peaceful."

living with housepets like “by any reasonable human standard your actions would be that of a terrible person & a truly atrocious roommate. however I recognize that you are not a human, and that your actions are likely the result of being understimulated, and that it is my duty as your caregiver to make the required changes in your environment. you are faultless here, truly it is nature and circumstance that bear the blame. be that as it may, I am still going to cry over the fact you somehow dismantled two rolls of toilet paper over the living room floor at 3:00 in the morning”

...go on

The internet is telling me you can make a pretty good cake using just a box of cake mix and a can of soda and following the directions.

My challenge to y’all for the holiday season is to find either the best or worst combination of flavors, although I don’t think you’ll beat this for worst: