Duuuude My Mother Wouldnt Let Me Listen To Lovely Ladies From Les Mis But Let Me Listen To Master Of

Duuuude my Mother wouldn’t let me listen to Lovely Ladies from Les Mis but let me listen to Master of the house? Like the prostitution themes prolly woulda gone right over my head to be perfectly honest but she was fine with seven-year-old Mars loudly singing out, “Master of the ‘ouse, isn’t worth me spit, comforter, philosopher and lifelong shit!” 

https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/You-Wanted-This-Tumblr-User-chronophobica-by-Mistletoe-Bot/66708833.1YYVU?asc=u

This was the best I could manage, will it suffice?

wheres my complimentary "I survived 2020" tshirt huh. I think we all deserve them

Sorry about the error, I don’t know what happened there and believe me if I could make it free of charge I definitely would, but that was the absolute cheapest the site would allow me to go. Glad you ain’t too upset though!

wheres my complimentary "I survived 2020" tshirt huh. I think we all deserve them

I guess I have joined a new fandom

man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom

i mean look at this shit. 

it’s bunk beds and a little desk. 

a motherfucking aquarium!

shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling

look how modern this shit is

it’s like three rooms in one

you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.

I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too

"My dear girl, by human standards we do not sleep in our food. I understand that as your caregiver it is my duty to provide the resources you need, but you have four hidey holes and two hammocks in there, one of which your sister uses as her bed regularly. I even provide copious amounts of bedding for your needs. So why must you select the cold ceramic food dish? I can ignore your running about and play fighting at all hours, but this simply cannot stand. However, I will not physically move you as you look far too peaceful."

living with housepets like “by any reasonable human standard your actions would be that of a terrible person & a truly atrocious roommate. however I recognize that you are not a human, and that your actions are likely the result of being understimulated, and that it is my duty as your caregiver to make the required changes in your environment. you are faultless here, truly it is nature and circumstance that bear the blame. be that as it may, I am still going to cry over the fact you somehow dismantled two rolls of toilet paper over the living room floor at 3:00 in the morning”

So I was thinkin’ about a character in a comic I’m writing (drawing?) and this character has fire abilities and then I thought about like, where does the fire come from? that sort of thing. And then, I thought it. A checkup in a hospital. The character watches as the doctor walks in with the scans. He adjusts his glasses and says to them, “I don’t know how to say this but your respiratory system is, uhh,” “yes?” “well, it’s fire.” 

Long story short the character is partially fire now.