"My Dear Girl, By Human Standards We Do Not Sleep In Our Food. I Understand That As Your Caregiver It

"My dear girl, by human standards we do not sleep in our food. I understand that as your caregiver it is my duty to provide the resources you need, but you have four hidey holes and two hammocks in there, one of which your sister uses as her bed regularly. I even provide copious amounts of bedding for your needs. So why must you select the cold ceramic food dish? I can ignore your running about and play fighting at all hours, but this simply cannot stand. However, I will not physically move you as you look far too peaceful."

living with housepets like “by any reasonable human standard your actions would be that of a terrible person & a truly atrocious roommate. however I recognize that you are not a human, and that your actions are likely the result of being understimulated, and that it is my duty as your caregiver to make the required changes in your environment. you are faultless here, truly it is nature and circumstance that bear the blame. be that as it may, I am still going to cry over the fact you somehow dismantled two rolls of toilet paper over the living room floor at 3:00 in the morning”

practising different methods of colouring and such using moments from my survival world. To this day I still live in that shack. It’s not expanded, difference is now my wolves have their own mansion. 

to everyone else in school right now: 

please use sparknotes. please use khan academy. please listen to school house rock songs and watch the history of the entire world i guess and tim and moby and bill nye. any documentary you watch in class can be found somewhere online with a quick google. get your books from project gutenberg and z-lib. download textbooks off the internet whenever you can find them. use desmos for a free online graphing calculator. if you’re learning something and you don’t get it look up the wikipedia page on it and put it into simple english to get the gist, then put it back into regular english to get the full story. cheat if you have to. school sucks so bad rn and if you’re like me and you get all your materials secondhand or from the lost and found, online resources are really useful rn; all of the above have helped me pass a class in some way, and i hope they can help you too.

stay inside and stay safe. best of luck to all the students out there. 

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When I have “nothing to eat” at home my strategy is throw a bunch of complimentary spices, garlic, and butter in a pan, and just add shit (boil, sautee, or fry). Maybe top with powdered parmesean. Pasta, rice, chicken, frozen vegetables, potatoes, ramen, they all allow for this combo and I feel so blessed.