What is up lads, and welcome to my hell-blog! Name's Marsy, my pronouns are yes and I swear if I have to tell one more random stranger in the DM's that I'm a minor I'll private this thing if I can figure out how. Also I'm a crow.
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Today On Why On Earth Is My Dash Full Of This I Didnt Even Look It Up Recently,
today on Why On Earth Is My Dash Full Of This I Didn’t Even Look It Up Recently,
Why is my dashboard full to the brim with hyena pics as far down as I can scroll?
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"My dear girl, by human standards we do not sleep in our food. I understand that as your caregiver it is my duty to provide the resources you need, but you have four hidey holes and two hammocks in there, one of which your sister uses as her bed regularly. I even provide copious amounts of bedding for your needs. So why must you select the cold ceramic food dish? I can ignore your running about and play fighting at all hours, but this simply cannot stand. However, I will not physically move you as you look far too peaceful."
living with housepets like “by any reasonable human standard your actions would be that of a terrible person & a truly atrocious roommate. however I recognize that you are not a human, and that your actions are likely the result of being understimulated, and that it is my duty as your caregiver to make the required changes in your environment. you are faultless here, truly it is nature and circumstance that bear the blame. be that as it may, I am still going to cry over the fact you somehow dismantled two rolls of toilet paper over the living room floor at 3:00 in the morning”
Man, it just properly hit me that I'm quite allergic to my new pet rats. What to do.
Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:
-weight
-appearance
-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-weird hobbies
-friends (or lack of)
-body
-personality
-family
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The internet is telling me you can make a pretty good cake using just a box of cake mix and a can of soda and following the directions.
My challenge to y’all for the holiday season is to find either the best or worst combination of flavors, although I don’t think you’ll beat this for worst:
