As Long As Costco Exists, My Hatred For It Will Burn Bright And Hot Enough To Eclipse The Rising Sun.

As long as Costco exists, my hatred for it will burn bright and hot enough to eclipse the rising sun. If ever I am forced to enter such a place, sweat will bead on my forehead, and you can know that my mortal flesh has stopped the formation of our solar system’s second star.

the lights at costco are bright enough to replace the sun. we no longer need our own sun.

Hey remember when the evil cockatoo from 'Rio' used chloroform on a person?

“Veni, vidi, vici (I came, I saw, I conquered)” has the same vibe as “I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it”

TW: this meme contains a FAKE GUN!!

cats are just demons in fursuits.