She/they - 17| here for art and vibes
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Probably-undead-void-creature - Untitled - Tumblr Blog
a nerd: Salutations! :)
me (also a nerd, but grumpy): Valedictions. -_-
No one:
Me at 2am when I'm keeping myself awake because of nightmares & intrusive thoughts:
For the record, this is self-destructive
For the record, I'm aware of that
For the record, I've been picturing my body
Dismembered on the carpet, being eaten by my cat
Made this a while ago. Thought I'd post it
Happy Groundhog Day!
loop 267
"This story's gonna end with me dead from your poison,"
umm, it better fucking not...
As long as Costco exists, my hatred for it will burn bright and hot enough to eclipse the rising sun. If ever I am forced to enter such a place, sweat will bead on my forehead, and you can know that my mortal flesh has stopped the formation of our solar system’s second star.
the lights at costco are bright enough to replace the sun. we no longer need our own sun.
TW: this meme contains a FAKE GUN!!
Sometimes I think a thought and then think “that could be a tumblr post”, and then I decide to spare you.
WHAT DO WE WANT?!?
CARBS!!!
WHEN DO WE WANT ‘EM?!?
2 AM!!!
My brain is filled to the brim with creative ideas and yet I simply do not have the time, energy, or willpower to bring them to life...
:/
when you spend over five minutes clicking through thesaurus.com searching for a word you forgot via synonyms like some weird game of telephone
“Veni, vidi, vici (I came, I saw, I conquered)” has the same vibe as “I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it”
Hey remember when the evil cockatoo from 'Rio' used chloroform on a person?
When you pet your cat on the head and they get up and follow you to your room so you can snuggle
Fun fact!
You have spit so that your teeth won't dissolve
I present to you:
A vampire but they treat it like a medical condition
"Oh, no, I can't go to the beach with you. My skin will burn off."
"Oh sorry, cant have that. I'll die if I touch garlic."
"Hey bro check out my sick moves!" 🦇🦇🦇
"For the last time, Tyler, I sleep in a coffin for religious purposes. Stop asking."
"Is that a fucking cross Bethany YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT CROSSES!!!!!"
At my funeral, I want there to be one bouquet of black roses and at the end, right before they bury or cremate my body, the bouquet will be thrown into the crowd to see who's next like at a wedding.