Listen To My Ramblings, Let Me Spin You A Thread...

Listen to my ramblings, let me spin you a thread...

It was in 1770s when flames of revolutions were about to burn,

when a boy named Daniel by birth and Danny by friends end up dead...

His parents enlighted ideas blinded them to their price,

So now their son pays for their vice.

He died in his friends arms as they held him close,

He came back half way for those who cared the most.

Portal to the realm beyond now stands open for the wraiths to cross,

Now Phantom and his fright are only ones to stop those chalks.

And I can't rythme for the love of... Something important... Give me a bit of slack english is my 2nd language and it is almost 4 am for me...

So yup, Danny Phantom au where action is set in Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth (because I said so and Sam being jewish would be difficult elsewhere and I am Polish you americans can have other actually good aus I am stealing Danny for this one). Some headcannons

Tucker is son of merchant family, he likes new inventions and discoveries like ballons and will probably start industrial revolution early

Sam as in cannon is jewish, but she is also intrested in folklore (to spite her elitist parents) and she loves painting. Yes she will have magic.

Fentons are really minor nobles who love Enlightenment a bit to much and combined science with folklore magic.

Jazz is just trying to keep her brother save and read about voltaire. Maybe invent psychology in her free time.

Vlad is an upstart magnats who makes dealings with Russia, after Fentons left him on the verge of death in the aftermath of their experiment and he had to earn money to rebuild his family's glory somehow, right?

Undergrowth is "just" a Leshy

Some new ghost from all the wars from Century of the Wars

Ghost king Danny deal with ghost politics and even worse polish politics as both Phantom and Fenton.

GiW are a cult, Russian lackies or both.

We need more AUs set in other time periods. As in, canon is just in another time period.

I now have ancient Greece au and 19th century Spiritualism au planned.

Come on, Phandom. Let’s get our act together.

I am pretty sure that they want you to vist your parents

How many death threats do you recieve each day and for what reasons mostly?

I don't receive them daily I usually receive them like once a week and usually they don't give me a reason they just tell me it's time I meet my maker.

I am a being that has emotions or/and prefrences

Tell me you like Cyana

without saying you like Cyana

In condemnation of the new chapter of Lex Luthor's Ascent From Supervillainy To Fatherhood

I made a small meme while we wait for the death of Ra and Lionel 

I probably didn't make it clear but my idea was that newly manifested ghosts are normally weak amd grow more powerful with age, depending on their obsesion and willpower, so for the most ghost power=age and most ghost don't fuck with powerful ghost (and I think especially those who died in Gotham where aproaching the rouges was a death wish).

And new-dieds (you get it like newborns) start manifesting in closest safest area were there is someone willing protect them... Ace didn't have anyone like that being meta in Gotham and whatnot. Ghost in Ghostzone Ghotham left her alone in the park because few used it in life (with polution, pitpocketing, etc.) so when very powerful (and posibly ancient) ghost energy apeared there one day/night the ghost did what they did in life, left it the fuck alone.

And newly died Ace, now Spade, didn't go outside the park because why would she think that there even is anything outside as far as she known park was her afterlife after all she felt only at peace there with batman, with Bruce who treated her not as a weapon or reaserch subject nor as danger, he treated her as a person. He huged her and spending rest of eternity in surroundings of that moment as porcelain statue.

So she waited there on the swing being at peace but also feeling that she should her done more to repay Batman, but alas now she could do nothing. Until she heard someones incoherent thoughts gathering next to her on the swing.

[Side note: ghost manifestation takes time depending on how at peace they were with death people who wanted more but understood that they were dying apeared almost instantly, like Ace. And people who refused to die could take years to fully manifest and without strong enough Guardian nearby they were exposed to the elements which could have drastic efects on them *caugh* jay *caugh*.]

She was shocked but when she looked through convoluted memories she learn that it was (whichever batfamily member died after Jason, I am not that good with comic lore). After checking their memory she knew that Jason got resurected and she cried. finally fate did something good for the man who helped her, but she also knew what state Jason was afterwards and even if chances were slim that this soul returns to the world of the living she will protect it, because finally she has a chance to repay her benefactor. (Repeat how many times someone died from bat familly)

My idea on how Danny would meet her is that as ghost king (because I love ghost king danny) Danny spends a lot of time trying to fix his predecesor fuck-ups and he basicly overworked himself, because 1000s of years of mismanegement and tyrany really trashed the place. Anyway his friends and Jazz needed to find a way to get him away from work, so they divised a simple plan:

They make a pact with ghost gallery to not leave the ghost zone for few weeks in summer because Danny deserves a break (they agree he, Tucker and Technus created an internt network in ghostzone, ghostchild earned the break)

Sam asks Danny to visit Gotham this summer, because it has goth in its name.

Danny obiviously refusess because danger and he has so much work to do

They trick him into doing a royal tour around surroundings of fenton portal from ghost side.

The fact that it includes Ghostham is just coincident

Tour ends in Ghostham and they go sightseeing for a rest of the truce with ghost gallery.

What they did plan was finding a super powerful ghost with less ghost lore than Danny when he started. Some tag along ghosts (maybe Ember and Dessire) and Danny spend a lot of time in the park teaching this poor ghost and when Spade is ready to meet other people she meets the rest of the group cue fluffy bonding maybe some blushing. They all try to make her open up at her own terms.

But they need to leave some day/night but promise to visit often. They do mostly Danny and ghosts but living also visit when they can. Until Spade is ready to leave the park and visit them cue my idea about Danny living situarion being properly explained to her.

Speaking of which my idea has some angst, Drs Fentons love their work more than their kids and when focused on it they forget about everything else Jazz need to do taxes for them since she was 8 kind of neglect. Don't get me wrong Danny still doesn't feel safe in his home but they didn't atacked his human form. Jazz can basicly get a custody over Danny easily if nobody else intervens that is why they need back up.

Also Jason can be a bat that finds them first or they take a detour when they arrived in Gotham to get a rouge ghost only to find Red Hood, spend some quality ghost lessons time with him, and ask him to send Batman a message to got to the park.

Okay. So- I've been reading a lot of Batman X Danny Phantom stuff on this site lately, and I came across a short post that included Batman finding Phantom's grave(it was a corpse au) and mentally comparing Danny to Ace. A girl who wanted to be a child yet who was too powerful and ended up dying with our resident Batdad sitting next to her up until her last moments in a fake world she made for herself in a bid for happiness. (I might be wrong about Ace's personality or motivations cuz I only rly remember Ace because of how she died, so plz bear with me if I'm wrong)

Now, a thing about Ace is that when she died, she was wearing a black/white leotard with a single clover suit on one side. And I've discovered that the Ace of Spades can depressingly enough be represented as death and bad luck.

And so(here's where the DP comes in), I'm introducing a ghost called:

Spade ♤

For her appearance I'm thinking white porcelain like skin for how delicate she felt in her final moments. Maybe inked details all across her like tattoos or like how fancy playing cards have to show how who she WAS wasn't entirely up to her to decide. Her white bobcut hair looks like it was shattered/cut off a larger part and is able to cut those who aren't careful enough, and that there's a crack across the top of her head to showcase as a deathmark that she died from a fatal migraine(maybe?). (The crack doubles as her hairline-) Her eyes being the same rings of yellow and orange(or maybe whatever their inverse counterparts are...) that appeared when she used her powers, but with her black pinprick eyes at the centers. Her actual FACE I'm thinking her eye lashes, lips and eyebrows look painted on in black ink. Cuz, come on. If Danny can hav black eyebrows as Phantom, so can Spade-

Outfit wise, I kinda want to put her in a reverse colored leotard and call it a day, but I ALSO wanna add onto that. Because the thing about her last moments is that Batsy carried her body out of the park where she was staying in her fantasy land in a princess carry, so I'm imagining her in a fancy dress/leotard amalgamation cuz that princess carry might've the last comfort she might've received before her body got buried(or smth along those lines). If this post gets popular, I want art of that leotard/dress amalgamation with playing cards detailing cuz while I draw, I already know I'd butcher the idea 😅

DP plot could just be Danny transversing the Ghost Zone/Infinite Realms for one reason or another and coming across this mad hatter, Alice in Wonderland type lair/area(think the world Ace made Gotham into) where after stumbling through everything in it, he just meets this black and white ghost girl sitting on a isolated swing set. There's only two seats on it, and she's just swinging back and forth on one of them. Danny must figure she's waiting on company and maybe just watches for a while. She'd look just like a statue if not for the fact that she just keeps swinging, and swinging, and swinging, and Danny's getting the idea that this is just another lonely ghost in the zone. Peaceful, and wants to be left alone, but maybe could use a friend. So, Danny sits next to her on the other swing.

Tdlr; Spade and Danny become friends after he stumbles across her lair and started showing her other parts of the zone.

Spade's closest friends are Princess Dora, Youngblood, Klempter, Danielle, and other ghosts among her mental age. But of course, she considers her best friend to be the black and white Phantom who got her out of her lair and living a better afterlife. She wants to pay him back, and sees how badly his afterlife has been treating him (wait- he's not entirely dead?) Scratch that, she wants her friend to live the rest of his half-life as happily as possible. She, personally, is happier in death than in her life, but she doesn't want his remaining life to suck, and who better to introduce him to than the man who made her last moments bearable? Or... should she say the Bat who made it bearable >:3c

Dadadada~! We've arrived at the DC plot!

So, Spade being a frickin overpowered ghost(cuz if she wasn't overpowered enough as a human, you can BET that she's OP as hell after getting ghostly) cows all Danny's usual rogues gallery into leaving his haunt alone until she can get done introducing him to someone who was her father-figure for all of however long he sat with her before she unalived. Danny as Phantom is going along with it cuz why not, free vacation! Sam & Tucker were skeptical, but they can't fault Spade for wanting to introduce her new friend to her old life(?).

The DC timeline is messy, and I only know about Ace because of Justice League Unlimited. The show which has NONE of Batman's sidekicks in it cuz Nightwing was getting enough screen time in Teen Titans. And idk how long Spade spent along in Time Is Weird Here, Infinite Realms, but I rly want her to meet the Batfam and hav this rly heartwarming reunion after Oracle tells Batsy about a disturbance near this one swing-set where reality's getting kinda weird and he just KNOWS-

He knows he's gotten a second chance, and if that means getting blindsided by the fact he and the batfam are highly likely to become an Infinite Realms ghost cuz of the highentened levels of ectoplasm from his new/old child's visits, then so be it. The fact that Phantom's still living under his ghost hunter parents roof actually makes it easier to file for custody if it comes down to it...

(Idk Ace's character & DC's plot enough to flesh out an obsession for Spade that fits with all the other nonsense I've just spat out. If someone wants to try and puzzle smth out, I'll be grateful for the opportunity to read it. This has heavy ship potential, but I'm no writer so I've just put Spade and Danny as friends. But if there's gonna be a name, I wanna try for Mad Ghost, Ghost Hatter, Phantom Card or smth along those lines. For my first dp x dc prompt I've ever written, I'm just hoping Ace as a character gets a little more love as a dead DC character, cuz that shiz made me cry when I first watched it ages ago- XD)

Peace of mind

I cast a spell and then it Destroyed all of Florida. what do I do????

cc ./\)_)__\

Ok what was it original intent of the spell?