The Worst Thing About Having A Star Fleet, Is Having To Compensate For Relativity All The Time. One Minute

The worst thing about having a Star fleet, is having to compensate for relativity all the time. One minute an away team gives an update to the starship up in orbit that all is well, the next minute the team finds everyone in the ship is twenty years older because they waited too long to beam up.

The same goes on a macro scale when Starfleet Command has to keep in touch with thousands of different crafts flying throughout the galaxy, each encountering a unique gravity well which warps time and space around them at different rates.

In addition to this, even if communications operate faster than light, there are still notable delays between sending and receiving messages. On a good day, it can take a couple hours to a get a response regarding your request to enter the Neutral Zone. Combine that delay with the possibility of orbiting a planet where everything moves super-slow?

It’s a wonder half the fleet isn’t dead by the second episode.

I do not like strawberry and banana pancakes. They stole my wallet and gave it to a walrus choreographer, who then wore it as an ascot. It was quite fashionable, but rude regardless. 

I was served spider sushi once, but only because I felt bad for the chef. The spiders were softer than I had expected, but they provided a nice texture.

1915’s Birth of a Nation is cinema’s Original Sin.

Assume everyone is dead unless proven otherwise.

I sabotage every chance for people to like me.

Sfw versions of Photo-tracings I do from time to time. If you want to have a pic of yours done in a similar style, I do commissions.

The nsfw versions are carefully tucked away in the dark corners of your mind.