WTH IS GOING ON IN THE LITTLE MERMAID???

WTH IS GOING ON IN THE LITTLE MERMAID???

How are tail colors determined??!! IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT DETERMINED BY THE PARENTS' TAIL COLORS!!!

How come Ariel and her sisters have different hair colors??? (I KNOW KING TRITON DIDN'T CHEAT)

Why is Ursula the only character with purple skin?!?!

WHY DOES KING TRITON HAVE A CRAB AS AN ADVISOR INSTEAD OF ANOTHER MERMAID?!?!

Since Ursula is a cecaelia, are there other mermaids with different tails in the ocean??

ARE THERE OTHER OCEAN KINGDOMS OR IS ATLANTICA THE ONLY ONE?!?!

If there are others, was there ever a mermaid war??

In the 3rd movie, music was outlawed in Atlantica. Sebastian still had concerts, tho. SEBASTIAN IS A CRIMINAL AND STILL THE KING'S ADVISOR!!!!

Arbitrary Advice #1

Keep your change.

Start a change jug and, once it’s full, count it.

You won’t believe how much money you collect through change.

P.S. Even though I believe the penny has a purpose, its purpose doesn’t stop me from hating it.

Soooooo true bestie.  I love how the duality of intelligence shows that luck was also a bit at play. 

Something I really love about The Last Of Us are these subtle little moments that showcase the real intelligence required for survival.

Bill wearing his hat in the dark during that shootout to keep the rainwater out of his eyes.

Bill didn't get shot because he was standing out in the open. The flamethrowers would have been too bright for the gunmen to see him. He was shot because he gave away his position when he yelled.

Joel seeing the bleach on top of the refrigerator, which is what made him think to look in the fridge for battery components.

Tess's skill with social engineering warranting an entire post of its own.

Ellie noticing Joel's hearing being shot on his right.

Honestly basically everything Bill did.

Like, they earned it, and you can see it in so many little moments.

Then you have Frank, who fell in a hole, and won the apocalypse. And I respect this dichotomy SO MUCH.

In life, I’m normally seen as calm. Maybe a bit aggressive when excited. Maybe a lil loud sometimes. But calm.

I’m the one people come to for comfort. I’m seen as “wise one” or one who will gently listen to your problems and help you solve them.

I just find it funny when people comment on how mature/quiet/calm I am when I’m constantly screaming inside!!! 

I’m stressed out and full of rage to the point of serenity!!!

So, anyway, can I get a peppermint milkshake and a--

HOLY SHIT YOUR A WITCH!!!!!!!!

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

How much shit would hit the fan if someone pleaded “Possession” in court in this day and age? Does it still happen or does it just go into the pleading insanity pile?

What would happen if someone, right now, pleaded possession by a ghost or demon, wholeheartedly? 

I want to know cuz it’s on my 2023 bingo card and I want to be prepared.