WTH IS GOING ON IN THE LITTLE MERMAID???

WTH IS GOING ON IN THE LITTLE MERMAID???

How are tail colors determined??!! IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT DETERMINED BY THE PARENTS' TAIL COLORS!!!

How come Ariel and her sisters have different hair colors??? (I KNOW KING TRITON DIDN'T CHEAT)

Why is Ursula the only character with purple skin?!?!

WHY DOES KING TRITON HAVE A CRAB AS AN ADVISOR INSTEAD OF ANOTHER MERMAID?!?!

Since Ursula is a cecaelia, are there other mermaids with different tails in the ocean??

ARE THERE OTHER OCEAN KINGDOMS OR IS ATLANTICA THE ONLY ONE?!?!

If there are others, was there ever a mermaid war??

In the 3rd movie, music was outlawed in Atlantica. Sebastian still had concerts, tho. SEBASTIAN IS A CRIMINAL AND STILL THE KING'S ADVISOR!!!!

Do you ever get a burst of inspiration to create 

but your perfectionism is all “fuck that!!” so you don’t do anything but are stuck with that urge that you either have to make something and feel awful that it looks like shit or distract yourself until the feeling dies.

I just watched the Peacemaker intro for the first time and, being a big fan of Harley Quinn (the tv show) and Doom Patrol, I really appreciate how committed DC has become to going in the exact opposite direction of Disney’s Marvel and being absolutely batshit insane every chance they get

DC really said their new brand is gay and insane

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY’VE CONNECTED THE DOTS OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS!!!!! THEY’VE CONNECTED THEM!!!

I guess my favourite character trope is immortal, queer and not here for your bullshit?

EDIT:

When you forget about these three so they side-eye you the entire evening.

EDIT 2:

If your UI doesn’t look like this

I am not playing your game