Shoutout To Everyone Dealing With. Thhe Fucking Difficulty

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

I think I'm gonna go on a writing sprint and finish all of my writing requests tonight so they can finally stop plaguing me and I can feel like a brand new person so if you see me posting a bunch of random stuff that's just me taking writing breaks since I'm sure I have like zero writing stamina

For the three people who have requested stuff from me, thank you so much for putting up with me! I'm gonna try and get better at writing since I'll be doing it more this semester, and hopefully I can do more of what I'm planning to do for the rest of my life lol

To the Arcana Fandom, From Brainrot

This is a confession, an apology, and a warning. To avoid needing a content warning, full details and evidence are in the document linked at the bottom.

From early May to July 21, I was part of the discord server that was responsible for the @asrabounding call out blog in April and for the series of call out posts against them in late July.

This discord server was made and run by someone who calls themself Rai (@notaguyrai, @volcanic-penis), who also said that they were in a relationship with Panda (@pandasanddragons, or @pandas-rambles, or @robbinredwood, or @snowleopard-ponderings). Rai and Panda (who may or may not be the same person) have an ongoing vendetta against @asrabounding that goes at least as far back as December of 2022.

We now know for a fact that Panda has been stalking @asrabounding since December of 2021 at the latest.

We now know that Rai's main goal with the discord server was to "recruit" people and "turn them against bounding" (to use their own words). There were well over 10 people that they fed horrendous lies about @asrabounding and @bondagebird to and manipulated through multiple tactics into doing dirty work for them with the end goal being to inflict as much pain as possible.

We now know that they personally engaged in behavior far worse than what the server knew about as well, including trying to doxx @asrabounding and @bondagebird.

The whole story, with evidence: (CW for suicide baiting & descriptions of a cult-like situation)

For my part in all of this, I sincerely apologize. Please be careful of this person, friends.

brainrot

I COULDNT FIND WEATHER OR NOT UR OKAY WITH PREGNANCY BUT JUST IGNORE THIS IF YOU DONT, anyway

Sage lesath would he runaway if he found out mc was pregnant (his kid obv) or like would he try to be a good dad.

Personally as much as I love him I feel as though he is flight risk type guy 😭

Oooooh daddy Sage, love that! And I am okay with writing about pregnancy, I just won't get into the nitty gritty of it cuz honestly I'm not sure what I'm writing about lol. Hope you don't think I ignored it, I have just had the longest slump in recorded history

Content Warning: Talk of pregnancy, no explicit details and maybe inacurrate

GN AFAB Reader, I feel like I give too much buildup to the actual scenario but rn I'm too tired to care, I guess the recesses of my brain have kept these headcanons for this specific reason

There's an old wives tale in Astraea. When a crow delivers a twig to your kitchen window at solar noon, it's a sign that the family is expecting a little addition to the family. Three leaves often indicate a boy, and four for a girl

You're not one to believe in tales like that, especially since you're not from here. However, lately you've been feeling a little...weird. You think you might know the cause of the morning nausea and the strange stirring in your abdomen, but you aren't sure

You've been debating seeing what they offer in terms of pregnancy tests in town, and one day you're making tea in the kitchen when a crow lands on your kitchen window and drops a small twig on the windowsill before flying off

..........yeah maybe you should just double check

You go into town and find some magic equivalent of a pregnancy test, and...it comes out positive. You and Sage are gonna be parents

You have mixed feelings about it, but you know Sage will definitely have some mixed feelings about a baby. You can't keep it from him forever though, so later that day when he comes back from bounty hunting or whatever, you tell him

He's...surprised, to say the least. Neither of you were expecting to, well, be expecting. He asks if you're joking even as you're showing him the positive test

Eventually, he accepts it and tells you that if you don't want to keep it, he will support you 100% of the way. If you do, then he is damn happy that you're happy about this

The next morning, though, he's not in bed when you wake up. It's not uncommon for him, but he stays out long into the night with no sign of him. Normally, even when you're both really busy, you're able to see each other in passing at least once. Today isn't one of those days tho

You ask your friends if they've seen him, and they all say no. You look at every bar and tavern and suspicious alleyway you think he might be in, but no sign of your white-haired lover. Tired and disappointed, you head back home for the night

He comes back at the crack of dawn, doing his best not to wake you up as he slides into bed with you, but you were awake anyways. The stench of booze and fish wafts into your nose as he nuzzles his nose into the back of your neck. He can't help it

You ask where he was and he replies that he's been everywhere. He hit up a couple bars, got into a drunken quarrel with a fishmonger down at the docks, just ran around and avoided the spots he knew you'd check

Then, he's really honest with you. He tells you he wanted to run away. Start a new life somewhere else where he didn't have to face the responsibility of raising a kid. He quickly assures you that he came sprinting back home as soon as he thought that, but it still killed him that he thought it in the first place. All this time he spent with you, he thought he had changed from the coward Starsworn knight who abandoned his brethren to die, and this proved that he was still that same person. Nothing had changed

Despite whatever feelings you may have, you tell him that the fact he came back proved that he had changed. He is a better person than he was before, and that seemed to help him get out of his funk

Okay now time for the headcanons!

Head on belly.........purring on belly....................that is all

He knows every trick to help with morning sickness. It's basically the same as a hangover (no it isn't but that's his logic) so he's very supportive when you wake him up with the sounds of you vomiting

He tried to read a parenting book. He really, really tried, but he's not much of a reading guy. He much prefers personal advice, so he might be discreetly asking around town. It is such a sight to see Sage Lesath, Man About Town asking about what to do when a baby has a diaper rash

Lets you pet his ears when you're having a bad day and listens to you cry. Emotional support animal

Omg wait.......if Tulsi had a stuffed animal from when she and Sage were younger...............she'd get someone to patch it up and gift it to you...............she says she made sure the fabric was soft enough for a baby, and that the eyes wouldn't come out and be a choking hazard.................I'm not crying you're crying

No need to buy a pregnancy pillow: he IS the pregnancy pillow. He will hold your belly up as long as you need him too

He supports your cravings, and maybe introduces you to some weirder ones. Ever heard of cottage cheese stuffed in a fish's larger intestine? Now you have!

When you start getting bigger and have a harder time doing things, he is practically glued to your side. Did you drop something? No need to bother, he'll get it. Carrying a particularly heavy book you borrowed from Felix? Let him handle that. Did you need something but you just sat down in bed? He is already out of the room to get it for you

He's gonna prove to you, to himself, and to everyone else that he can be a damn good dad