S02 Local People No. 43: The Mechanic

S02 Local People No. 43: The Mechanic

The Mechanic

Ex Radio One DJ: Adrian Juste

Calendar Image: Dusky topless lass with alternator over her fudd

Name of lad who helps: Ramesh

Soap Star: Michael Le Vell

Favorite Car/Titmag: Fiesta

S02 Local People No. 52: Chris Frost

Chris Frost

Occupation: Store Detective (Very Good One)

Colour: Grey

Family: Disowned

Biggest Find: 5 Packets of Fruit Polos in the fingers of a false hand

One That Got Away: 13 Qualcast Lawnmowers

S02 Local People No. 41-42: The Mayor

Mayor Vaughn

Cussword: Mary Jane Rottencrotch

Vision for Vasey: Fuck it

Re-election Promise: Give the opposition a bloody nose

'Jaws' Quote: "Martin, my kids were on that beach too"

Favorite Municipal Vehicle: Mobile Cemetery

Murray Mint

Cussword: Fiddlesticks

Vision for Vasey: Organic Knucklescrape factories

Re-election Promise: To bind ye Mayore thricewise so that the Deville in his Mouth will do no harme

'Jaws' Quote: "But you haven't got the tooth"

Favorite Municipal Vehicle: Mobile Brothel

S03 Local People No. 8: Tish

Tish Guppy

Ideal Husband: Rupert Everett

Religion: Rasta-buddhist

Indian Food: Sainsbury's 'Be Good to Yourself' Chicken Korma

Favorite Smell: Imitation leather on a sweaty German tourist in Camden

Hates: Homophobia, Racism, Andi Peters

S01 Local People No. 33: Ernest

Ernest Foot

Age: 67

Status: Widower

Interests: Meeting ducks and people

Ideal Partner: A deafblind midget (like Jean was)

Ambition: To be with Jean

S02 Local People No. 47-49: Pandemonium Carnival

Papa Lazarou

Wives: 1062

Circus Skill: Babbling on burnt women

Favorite Actor: Marlon Brando, Lionel Blair

Languages: Gippog

Favorite Freak: Penguin Boy

Mama Lazarou

Wives: 0

Circus Skill: 0

Favorite Actor: Peter Barkworth

Languages: English, Gibberish

Favorite Freak: Grace McDaniels the Mule-Faced Woman

Simba, Pebble, & Tik-Tikk

Wives: 1 ½

Circus: Juggling, Capering, Hosing

Favorite Actor: Herve Villechaise, David Rappaport

Languages: Gobble-gobble, Gobble-gobble

Favorite Freak: One of us, One of us