I WANT A TAIL I WANT A TAIL I WANT A TAIL I WANNA WAG MY TAIL AND LET EVERYONE SEE HOW EXCITED I AM!!

I WANT A TAIL I WANT A TAIL I WANT A TAIL I WANNA WAG MY TAIL AND LET EVERYONE SEE HOW EXCITED I AM!! TAIL TAIL TAIL WAG WAG WAG

Is it too much to ask that I want to be taken for a walk in the morning so that I can get some of my energy out and then when getting home I get a bowl of breakfast and lots of cuddles because I was a good pup? And I didn't bark tonight and almost didn't make a mess. I tried so hard to be good. Want to be so good <3

sawarasenai kimi wa shojo na no. ! 😵‍💫💗

the $4 dog bowl from the grocery store WILL save you

turn around for me. good puppy. close your eyes, let me blindfold you. now stay. stay.

whistle - come here puppy. whistle - come here. you can do it, you can find me. just listen to my voice, come here. you look so concentrated and adorable. come. such a good puppy, just follow my voice. there you go. oh you’re all wet and ready aren’t you. grinding on my fingers like you can’t help yourself, with your legs shaking, you can hardly keep yourself up, poor thing.

i got a new toy for you, go find it. fetch. getting warmer, good puppy, go on. colder now. warmer, warmer, colder, warmer, burning hot, there you go. now bring it here. no no no, in your mouth. make it fit. now drop it. good puppy. show me how you’d play with it. don’t be shy, show me. oh it just slips right in. get it all in like we’ve trained. listen to you whine as you take that knot deeper into you. keep it all in.

whistle - come. oh no you don’t get to walk anymore so your toy doesn’t slip out. be good and get on all fours. look at you, all whiny and pathetic, crawling on the floor. you’d be bumping into furniture if it wasn’t for me. heel. sit. sit pretty. does it feel good when you sit on it? you poor thing you’re all wet, even your thighs are soaking. keep it in and open your mouth. such a good puppy deserves a treat

Doggo's First Day Back At Work After Having A Week Off

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