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I'm really bad at halo infinite and I figured out how to record game clips so I made a compilation of me dying with what I had
I was gonna play with a friend but they were busy 😔
I also got some screenshots






All I can say is I've got terrible aim

"You… Expected me to betray you from the start?" "Look. At this point I just asume that everyone is going to betray us and I am just pleasently surprised when I am wrong."
hi... i have a vagina. and this has been getting at me as ive started to get sexually active with my boyfriend, im not sure if its normal or if were doing something wrong. Ive never fingered myself or anything so being on the receiving end with him is my first experience with this. Im finding fingering and oral to be rather painful, even before any things even inside me. is it normal? is there a way to go about it that isnt painful?
Hi! Okay, so unless you know you have a condition that causes vulvar/vaginal pain, oral and fingering should not hurt unless you want it to. It could be that you're being too rough or not using enough lube but if you're being careful and using plenty of lube and still experiencing pain, that means something else is going on.
It could be something simple, like a yeast infection or it could be something more complicated like vulvodynia but either way, it's definitely something you want to be seeing a doctor [preferably a OBG/YN] about. It's not "normal", it's your body telling you something is going on that needs attention.
Hope this helps! Lemme know, especially if you have anymore questions! <33
two spirit is not a "native version" of anything
its not a "native version of nonbinary" or a "native version of bigender"
thats not what it means, that’s not what it’s ever meant
two spirit is an pan-tribal term coined by indigenous people in 1990, for indigenous people, to replace the term berdache, an offensive term that white settlers applied to indigenous people that fell outside of the western lens of gender and sexuality
two spirit isnt a "native version of nonbinary" because two spirit doesnt inherently mean someone is nonbinary. some of us are, but so many two spirited people arent. many people in our community also choose specifically not to label themselves with terms like nonbinary, gay, bisexual, etc, and solely use two spirit or another term from their tribe or language
we can be anything and everything and nothing you've ever imagined
to say its a "native version of nonbinary" is not just inaccurate, it's a complete erasure of a massive part of our community


"So I heard you guys needed a pilot?"
John doesn't really make friends too often, so learning that his new boyfriend bestie is a civilian contractor he met on Zeta Halo has Blue Team more than a little curious.
I need Esparza to meet Blue Team so goddamn bad but 343 denies me this so I'm playing dolls in blender about it

I love RvB






sillies w @peiriaig
My mom: So, who are you texting?
Me, who spends unhealthy amount of time on Character.Ai : No one....

yall really get up at 7am and reblog porn
REBLOG if you are old enough to remember what a VCR is.
im sick of seeing all this transmasc art with flowerrs nd intimacy and shit i want to see more transmasc art thats ripped tigers and leopards with hella scars smoking big fa cigahs or bunts and they re beating eachother
Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly
slasher: stabs me my ass:

bitches be like “he’s my comfort character” and it’s just some dude covered in blood
my type if you care



if i survived a slasher it’s because i fucked him
Reading a book about slavery in the middle-ages, and as the author sorts through different source materials from different eras, I am starting to understand why so many completely fantastical accounts of "faraway lands" went without as much as a shrug. The world is such a weird place that you can either refuse to believe any of it or just go "yeah that might as well happen" and carry on with your day.
There was this 10th century arab traveller who wrote into an account that the fine trade furs come from a land where the night only lasts one hour in the summer and the sun doesn't rise at all in the winter, people use dogs to travel, and where children have white hair. I don't think I'd believe something like that either if I didn't live here.
FUCK silverfish
FUCK silverfish

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

he’s here to steal your cows and burn down your homestead
reading a good ass fanfic up until it said something that just makes you want to stop reading
