ITS SOOOO SMOOOTHHHHHH YOOOOOOOO

ITS SOOOO SMOOOTHHHHHH YOOOOOOOO

My camera ruins it BUT SADIST IS POPPING OFF AS USUAL LETS GO

halfway through class and I have a very sudden itch to write angst to the best of my abilities and this is the absolute worse time to have that urge oh god no why maybe later but NOT NOW WHY NOW

I will simply put a gentle reminder for myself.

if there's no fucking title for a story, pick a keyword / cringe story name, and google translate that shit into some obscure language like, idk, french or latin.

I'm RB-ing this too, ae DESERVES CLOUT.

Alright so I've been seeing people theorizing that Ranboo has DID. While it makes sense, Ranboo himself tweeted that his character doesn't have DID and he isn't trying to make his character like that. So my thoughts is what if Ranboo is a fusion? Like fusion as in 2 people in one body, kinda like the fusions in Dragon Ball Z if anyone watches that. I theorize that Ranboo is a fusion of a human enderman hybrid and a human ghast hybrid.

Magic isn't stable and unknown magic even more so. The magic the two hybrids used to fuse is new magic being experimented on. The magic was already tested with humans and it worked, so the facility got 2 willing hybrids to try it to see if the effects are different. So when, let's call the ghast hybrid Ran and enderman hybrid Boo, Ran and Boo tried to fuse for this experiment it worked.

They fused, but when they tried to unfuse it wouldn't work. The people found out that their human halves fused and that their mobs halves didn't, which is why Ranboo is separated half and half. It's cause of DNA stuff about nether mobs and end mobs not being able to mix, or something like that.

So Ran and Boo are now stuck fused. The facility found out then that because the human halves fused, their mobs halves are now more prominent in their actions and instincts. Since Boo is older than Ran, Boo's enderman side is more prominent.

So you know how enderman like to pick up blocks and then drop them? As if they forget why they're holding it in the first place? What if that's the reason why Ranboo has memory loss? (This theory/idea is not mine, @curry-soba told me this a while back when I told them this theory of mine)

The enderman part in Ranboo is stronger and gave Ranboo short term memory. So one day Ranboo accidentally teleports out of the facility to somewhere far away and wandered around, slowly losing his memory before finding his way into Dream SMP.

I think this is why Ranboo keeps talking to himself and fighting against himself on his opinions in the panic room. It's because Ran and Boo are two different people with different opinions and lives.

Most of the time they're one person, but on things that matter they start to split and fight against each other.

Well that's it, I'm not sure if all of that made sense but that's my theory.

I'm genuinely not feeling good right now. Anyone have any fic links to nice dnf fics or something to cheer me up?