The Three Breeds Of Whiterose

The Three Breeds of Whiterose

Whiterose with your Bumblebee: Whiterose is a background ship, you focus more on Bumblebee or other ships. You likely are relatively popular on Wattpad, not so much A03. You don’t mind Whiterose not being canon.

Bumblebee with your Whiterose: Whiterose is your main ship, with other ships in the background; you’re likely very popular on AO3 but maybe not as much on Wattpad. You’d like Whiterose to be canon, and would cry if it didn’t, but you wouldn’t be too mad.

No Whiterose, we die like Gays: you probably Stan Weiss, don’t care Bumblebee got together, and would literally kill Jaune if he got with Weiss. You have no major popularity and frequent as many fanfic sites with a Whiterose following at all. You can die happy if Ruby and Weiss start dating, and you will personally burn down Roosterteeth if they don’t. You hang on to the scraps of Whiterose in Vol. 6 and Vol. 9 and Ice Queendom, and pray to the two brothers every night for your holy ship. You don’t care if you have to walk around screaming ‘Ruby x Weiss forever’ in the streets.

When you write a Bishova fic

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Russian Roulette- a Bishova fic - Prologue: C1-8, F1-8

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What if Kate Bishop was raised in the Red Room with Natasha and Yelena? Well, she wouldn't exactly be the Kate Bishop we know. From being sent on missions to kill your idol's best friend, who is also your ex, to dealing with a new taskmaster, the MCU versions of them, and more, Yelena and Kate have their work cut out for them.

Credit to Thai McGrath for letting me use the song!

My own original Fatui Harbinger.

Claymore user with hydro delusion; weapon is called the Cheshire Blade.

I hope Jaune burns like Joanne of Arc.

Not gonna lie I hate Jaune a lot, I’m not tryna be mean or anything I just don’t like him. White Knight is… it doesn’t sit well with me. Meanwhile you guys are saying how far-fetched Whiterose is. It’s not like we’re shipping little red riding hood with Snow White!

.*looks at character inspos*

Crud. We’re shipping Little Red Riding Hood and Snow White. Son of a!*

*disclaimer: I don’t like cursing.

Set Tumblr alight with a favorite photo of your chaos demon cat. If you blaze a photo (or video, or GIF) of your chaos demon cat this coming Saturday, May 13, the photo (or video, of GIF) of your chaos demon cat will receive double the number of impressions you select. That’s double the amount of human eyes on your chaos demon cat. Just imagine. 

Some stipulations:

Ok, you can submit another type of pet for consideration; we’re not monsters. If your pet is demonic or has chaotic energy, it’s valid.

It has to be your photo (or video, or GIF), please. 

It does not have to be your creechure, but please make sure the creechure’s guardian is cool with you putting their little buddy on blast.

This is a one-time offer. It may return. It may never occur again. What will you do with this newfound ephemeral power?

This Caturday celebration will run Saturday, May 13, from 12am-12am Eastern Daylight Time, but chaos demons cats are notoriously bad at telling time.