When People Are Like Oh But The Swan Queen Age Gap Is So Large And Theyre CS Shippers I Wanna Scream

when people are like ‘oh but the Swan Queen age gap is so large’ and they’re CS shippers I wanna scream

like I respect CS and all but seriously 😭

No but like they gave us Vol 1 and 2 with WR crumbs, then the creator of the show (who shipped them) died and then they rebounded in Vol 6, gave us a tiny crumb in Vol 7, then undid all that shiz in Vol 9 only to turn around and give us them goofy ah gays in RWBYxJL and the homoerotic RWBY IQ, and I’m all for it

actually Android is an operating system and Apple is a type of phone so this is invalid 🤓☝️

I don't know how half of the people would react to finding out I have Tumblr

Them: "Oh, you have Tumblr? What do you post?"

Me: "Um, I pretend to be a god who also is a goose who like to interact with countries and companies and many other people."

robinhill is great and all but what about marchbird

Do y’all think a vidiyahara (or however tf they’re spelled) could have a kid with a foxian

totally not asking for my female vidyahara oc that I ship with Feixiao

(her name is Xiu Long and she’s a piece o work peoples)

well it’s very complicated but here’s the list, who they’re made for and their in game mechanics 🫠 I put way too much effort into them

ZZZ:

Camazotz (Soldier 11) [Ether, Anomaly, Slash & Pierce]

Zerø (Zhu Yuan) [Ice, Stun, Strike]

HI3:

Jikan (Yae Sakura) [Stardust, Chained Blades]

Genshin:

Daedalus (Arlecchino) [Cryo Sword]

Cascade (Furina) [Hydro Catalyst]

Ixchel (Mavukia) [Electro Claymore]

HSR:

Danai (Jade) [Fire Erudition]

Amethyst / Nzyndale (Topaz) [Imaginary Erudition] Jíshǒu (Sparkle) [Quantum Nihility]

Jiàn (Jingliu) [Fire Preservation]

Starchasm Nyx (Silver Wolf) [Lightning Harmony]

Xiu Long (Feixiao) (Physical Preservation)

Quartz von Synder Helair (Obsidian) [Imaginary Abundance]

Rayven Daggervytch (Sugilite) Wind Harmony

and in true MiHoyo fashion Ravyn is the only male

Thank you for listening to my oc rambles it is much appreciated

Why did you create her perfectly for my lesbian heart? 😭

Dw I also am very lesbian towards lots of ZZZ characters sooo idk we're good at making women hot. I hope you realize this is a parody