Just One?

Just one?

If you have a cat may I pretty please have a picture of the little creature

The grocery store clerk: “Alright, and do you need a bag?”

Me:

“Do the birds need to sing?

Do the rivers need to flow?

Do the leaves need to fall every Autumn?

Is nature but a list of do’s and dont’s, SAMANTHA?”

Clerk: “…”

Clerk: “You have a single can of sardines-“

Me: “YES I NEED A BAG”

I feel like I need a little Scrungle.

Then my sadness would be gone.

But I’m currently lacking in Scrungles.

Thus, depression mode is on.

Idk if this is actually safe, or the mouse is gonna get eaten, but at least I now have a picture of a mouse napping with a snek.

Wait til the snake gets hungry

I can memorize the entire script of Shrek.

let’s see your new superpower

Oh…why hello there. Eats a handful of pretzels seductively