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The grocery store clerk: “Alright, and do you need a bag?”

Me:

“Do the birds need to sing?

Do the rivers need to flow?

Do the leaves need to fall every Autumn?

Is nature but a list of do’s and dont’s, SAMANTHA?”

Clerk: “…”

Clerk: “You have a single can of sardines-“

Me: “YES I NEED A BAG”

“Why do you keep buying excessive amounts of radishes?”

Why?

Do you ask the sheep why wool covers its back?

Do you ask the fish why it swims downstream?

As the stones sit atop their hills, unmoving and uncaring, do you ponder why they pay you no attention?

Here’s a question. Why must all things be answered, all mysteries vanquished, all that is beautiful made to be understood?

Why do you feel the need to turn art as cold as the stones that, still, ignore your cries?

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

NO AO3

MY RHYMES MAKE EARS BLEEEED

Don’t forget Weasley!

Requesting Cute Pet Photos :)

Me, going fishing: “Wow, I sure hope I don’t fish up another empty box of saltine crackers.

The old man under the dock with 8 empty boxes of saltine crackers: “Yohoho, they’d better get a load of this.”

Just one?

If you have a cat may I pretty please have a picture of the little creature

And then they’ll make earsplitting noises deluxe, on their great big Electro Who-Cardio Floox!

When you walk out of the blizzard into shelter, you won’t complain about a lack of proper heating just yet.

After everything that's happening with twitter, I decided to bite the bullet yesterday and join tumblr. Everyone here is clinically insane and I have never felt more welcomed in my life.

Quack’s Writing Ideas: #8

So it’s a character from out of the time era. The story itself can be futuristic, modern, fantasy, whatever. But the character themselves isn’t like 1000 years displaced, they’re just from 20 or 30 years in the past. So they’ve got to get back up to speed on social customs and the state of the world, but they’re an asset because they’ve got mad detective skills or something like that. So it’s like a little goofy adventure teaching the way of the world to this weird hippie who didn’t get time to change with the time.

Quack’s Writing Ideas: Day 7

A dimension hopper trapped in the world of the story, who’s gone through dozens of dimensions. So they have knowledge and weapons and all sorts of things from across different dimensions that they can use in the story, stuff that just wouldn’t be possible in the mainline reality.

They could have like a weapon that breaks the magic weapon system rules, a book which contains forbidden magic that doesn’t have as many drawbacks because the evil spirits are stuck in the other dimension, etc. Maybe not the strongest character, but ones with more possibilities because of their experiences and items.

Bro, this was my favorite game for 2 or 3 years, it was the reason I got Roblox in the first place, I kept finding reuploaded copies just so I could play.

If you played this you had the best childhood

I realize

Standing here

A withdrawal from Morbin’

Reblog this with things that you think would kill Morbius immediately

Oh…why hello there. Eats a handful of pretzels seductively

I have a distinct feeling that I was meant to be born as a goblin that harasses you for 5 silver to go over his bridge.

i think i was supposed to be a swamp creature that’s why im like this

I was betrothed to the duck king. 😔

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Oh, how I wish someone would talk about me this way. The masculine urge to be thought of like a sack of oats. 😔

i just watched a professional cat judge call a cat a “sack of oats” in a positive way

Edit here is the video.

“It’s a female, I love the length of her body. Pick her up here she hangs like a sack of oats. Nice, round, open expression.”

I can memorize the entire script of Shrek.

let’s see your new superpower

I’d be the perfect protagonist for Jurassic Park. Always having the same problems and never getting better or learning whatsoever.

I really can be so stupid.

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

I feel like I need a little Scrungle.

Then my sadness would be gone.

But I’m currently lacking in Scrungles.

Thus, depression mode is on.

Keshmirga

elbet

Due to the effects of vaping, sight is down to 1%. Very sad.

Idk if this is actually safe, or the mouse is gonna get eaten, but at least I now have a picture of a mouse napping with a snek.

Wait til the snake gets hungry