Me Muttering To Myself In Public After A Failed Social Interaction: Tch These People Dont Even Know Im

me muttering to myself in public after a failed social interaction: tch… these people don’t even know… i’m mutuals with some very powerful people.. verrry powerful…

Obsessed with borrower kids who just don't know what a human is meeting one and having thier first thought being that they were just an absurderly tall borrower

Borrower Kid: WHOA. do you eat a lot of veggies?

Human, trying to process both a sudden tiny person crisis and a lost child crisis at the same time: Hello?

Borrower Kid, entirely unbothered: Mom says if I eat all my veggies I’ll get super tall. Did you do that? I didn’t believe her but you’re the biggest borrower I’ve ever seen

Human, still utterly lost but knows better than to defy any mother: Yeah, yeah she’s right. I ate sooo much broccoli. Where’s your mom by the way?

Borrower Kid: But broccoli is gross :( and she’s in a fight with a rat again. Her sword is so cool. I’m not allowed to play with it. Do you have youtube on your phone? Have you ever heard of Five Night’s At Freddy’s?

HEY

Ik I haven't msde official posts in a long time but do you guys want vore stories again? Idk

In response to your spooky vore requests, I NEED some good good safe fluffy stuff, preferably with a vampire or some other undead if you’ve got one. Maybe a borrower prey? Up to you

ooooh maybe borrower prey in a vampire's mansion

I need Brad and Jennifer to share a scene in person. And make out.

Could you do a platonic story about a protective big brother pred?

ooooh I could