Ok So

ok so

i'm literally working on a novel, like a real actual book, and like I'm composing this scene of the main character listening to a story about a run-happy jackalope who meets her match of a quick witted wolf and like...why does this part radiate vore energy (pictures are in story order, read from top left to big third picture)

AM I OK? LIKE?! WHAT?!

Happy Happy Halloween 🎶

Brainstorm for potential story

Idea: A Hansel and Gretel scenario but with a twist. A supposedly child eating witch, who's just a cinnamonroll sub candy witch s/o who just conjures up and baking nice treats getting dommed by a chubby witch hunter guy who makes them conjure up various sweets so he doesn't turn them in, twist being he never even planned to, just wanted free sweets from the cute witch down the block. Extra points being that he just presses them against his gut when they cooks, teasing them while they do their magic.

Obsessed with borrower kids who just don't know what a human is meeting one and having thier first thought being that they were just an absurderly tall borrower

Borrower Kid: WHOA. do you eat a lot of veggies?

Human, trying to process both a sudden tiny person crisis and a lost child crisis at the same time: Hello?

Borrower Kid, entirely unbothered: Mom says if I eat all my veggies I’ll get super tall. Did you do that? I didn’t believe her but you’re the biggest borrower I’ve ever seen

Human, still utterly lost but knows better than to defy any mother: Yeah, yeah she’s right. I ate sooo much broccoli. Where’s your mom by the way?

Borrower Kid: But broccoli is gross :( and she’s in a fight with a rat again. Her sword is so cool. I’m not allowed to play with it. Do you have youtube on your phone? Have you ever heard of Five Night’s At Freddy’s?

I need Brad and Jennifer to share a scene in person. And make out.

Could you do a platonic story about a protective big brother pred?

ooooh I could