Extremely Nitpicky But I Hate White Wedding Gowns In Fantasy, Especially When They Make Absolutely No

Extremely nitpicky but I hate white wedding gowns in fantasy, especially when they make absolutely no sense in the setting. No, that culture in the far north that prioritizes function over form and mostly wears heavy furs would not have the means, ability, or desire to make a sleeveless ivory silk gown with a semi-sweetheart neckline. Please be sensible about this and use your creativity instead of just slapping a Kleinfeld wedding gown into a medieval fantasy setting.

A teenager finds a magic rock, and the whole universe took it personally. He goes for a super long walk with a blue lizard, a grumpy old man, and that one extremely emo kid you knew in middle school. He makes a few friends and falls in love with an old woman. Eventually he fights a really old man who has been suffering without his stone, then moves out of his birth country to be a teacher.

I challenge you, describe the Inheritance Cycle plot in the worst way possible

The most horrifying creation to ever emerge from the Love Nikki fandom. Imagine how fishy that room must smell. Imagine the thick cloud of disdain and cat hair clogging up the air.

Momo Madness 🐱

Thanks for the tag :)

Relationship status: In a domestic partnership (not married)

Favorite color: Purple

Song stuck in my head: I See Fire [Celtic Woman]

Last song I listened to: See previous question lmao

Last Googled: Where to find cockpit in The Forest

Dream trip: The beach. Any beach is fine. The less crowded and tourist-y, the better.

Anything I want rn: To not have to go to work in twenty minutes

I'll tag @bones-and-rainbows @cursed-princess-club @ravangie @yourlocaldragondealer

rules: tag 10 people you want to get to know better! Thank you @oatmilk-earlgrey for the tag ☕

Relationship status: single

Fave colour: green

Song/s stuck in my head: Dream Girl Evil - Florence

Last song listened to: Witch - the bird and the bee (Adam Quinn living rent free in my mind as USUAL)

Last googled: "starkid actors"

Dream trip: Trip to various places in Greece that are mentioned in the Iliad/Odyssey!

Anything I want now: REDACTED (Ben)

tagging: @little-deathly-goose @catboyrightsdefender @baynton @tonystarksfabulousass @the-20th-century-girl @maccaloc @ktsphere @eccentricthornback @ensign-ancic @willbonds

The art in this game is *chef kiss* sometimes oh my g o d

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