Holy Fucking Shit, My Flight Suit And Pistol Belt Just Got In!!!!!!!

Holy fucking shit, my flight suit and pistol belt just got in!!!!!!!

he’s divorced. he worked at the dmv. he has no idea how to run a diner. he’s 173 years old. he loves the history channel. he’s besties with an android built by his ex wife to hunt him down. he does a terrible western accent. he has a meltdown when his magic diner stops working and jettisons his friend into space. he has amnesia. all his friends think he is a loser with nothing to offer. he is a terrible father. he is a loving father. he tries to foil the plans of a space pirate by being so boring and sad that they give up (he fails.) he compares himself to orpheus. he was so pathetic that a fourth dimensional being built him friends. he gets messages from far away civilizations in his brain. he doesn’t know what radioactivity is. his first job was at an orange julius. he has two mommies.

GUYS ITS THEIR BIRTHDAY AND ITS FRIDAY THE 13TH

It's finished!!!!!

I still want to clean it up a bit, weather it some, and still have to install the doors, but sadly, I won't be able to in time for the event I'm bringing it to tonight

The poles have decided and here's my new pfp for spooky season

Yknow that post about that person watchin Parasite expecting there to be an actual flesh parasite monster.

Well I was readin “Invisible Man” by Ralph Ellison, which is a good book about a man tryna find his way in a world that doesn’t want him after his entire life plan fuckin falls apart (the invisibility in this case is metaphorical).

And I was NOT reading “THE Invisible Man” by H.G. Wells (which does in fact star an actually invisible man)

So I’m readin like ‘damn, this dude fuckin goin through it! The groups of power present truly do not see him as the man he is, but rather what they wish him to be! Making him, metaphorically, invisible!

…

And then he’s actually gonna turn invisible!!!!”