Hi I Think Im Hilarious

hi i think i’m hilarious

my favorite scene in the hobbit is when bilbo has to save the dwarves from the spiders and the only thing he can think of to do is to shout very rude things at them to distract them because 1. it shows that bilbo, having been raised in upper-class suburbia, thinks that the spiders will be super offended by his lack of manners enough to chase him 2. it shows that spiders are super offended by his lack of manners and 3. in modern day, it’s the equivalent of shouting ‘FUCKFACE’ at man-eating monsters

Do you guys think Elsa created snow storms as a baby by throwing little tantrums?

me, ignoring the 30+ years tolkein spent crafting bloodlines/timelines, and canon character deaths, so i can engage with work that has thorin being a parental figure to frodo: