I Have To Watch The First 30 Minutes Of Bram Stokers Dracula For A Film Class And JIMINY CHRISTMAS THIS

I have to watch the first 30 minutes of Bram Stoker’s Dracula for a film class and JIMINY CHRISTMAS THIS IS SO PAINFUL ALREADY

ITS NOT EVEN PRETENDING, IS IT? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? I haven’t even seen the title what is this

I legit forgot that cable is a marvel character and thought that this post was about cable television workers liking Deadpool

Cable is 100% a deadpool apologist like people keep telling him that deadpool has killed a ridiculous amount of people incredibly violently and he’s just like “yeah? what’s your point?”

These are all incredibly accurate and I love them

dracula characters as inspirobot quotes

dracula:

jonathan harker:

van helsing:

renfield:

jack seward:

mina murray:

arthur holmwood:

quincey morris:

lucy westenra:

A list of feelings:

Emptiness

Drifting through life like a stick in a river; a dead piece of something once beautiful now dragged by a relentless current to destinations unknown with little purpose or will of your own

A ghost watching the rest of the world live

Dampness from a shower

A burnt lip from tea that was too hot

Relief from stretching

Eczema on my wrist and eyelids, acting up, for no reason

Peace

Thick layers of aquaphor

Quilted sheets under my arms

Ambivalence to the coming day tomorrow, neither dreading or anticipating it, but feeling like I should have some opinion on it

Toes

Embarrassment for things I haven’t done

Creative exhaustion

Annoyance at how many times I had to spell ‘exhaustion’ before I got it right

Satisfaction at a day full of many things

The catharsis gained from a plan for what can be achieved tomorrow

The desire to sleep

Squirrel time, boys

Vanilla all the way.

R2D2 is the kinky one.

this is too much to ask one person to answer