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5 years ago

Also also curt mega not being able to deal with Russia

Also Standing On Stairs And Angerly Staring At Curt Mega

also standing on stairs and angerly staring at curt mega


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4 years ago

Joey Richter growling “Gob of fucking lust” in Made in America, reblog if you agree


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8 months ago

I wanna know what the awkward reunion between Wilbur Cross and John Macnamara was like after John got stuck in the Black and White during Black Friday. I wanna know who threw the first punch /hj (probably John tbh)


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6 months ago

I want to grab Wilbur Cross with one hand and shake him around like a dog toy I love him so much-


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6 months ago

Wilbur Cross Stimboard

With horror/dissociative themes.

Wilbur Cross Stimboard
Wilbur Cross Stimboard
Wilbur Cross Stimboard
Wilbur Cross Stimboard
Wilbur Cross Stimboard
Wilbur Cross Stimboard
Wilbur Cross Stimboard
Wilbur Cross Stimboard
Wilbur Cross Stimboard

Do you ever think about body horror Wilbur?

Do you ever imagine the feeling of his brain being split apart simply by witnessing the being before him?

Do you ever imagine the feeling of his body splitting apart to adapt to the black and white?

Do you ever imagine dying, and coming back again and again, knowing how you previously died?

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[ @kairithemang0, I am unsure if you would like to be tagged in this, as it IS Wilbur content but is is equally disturbing? ]


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1 year ago

I have recently been struck with An Idea.

What if instead of an apple, uncle wiley ate a lime? It would add a lot of shock( I have never been able to say I wanted lemons to eat without someone looking at me like I was crazy)

Context: I'm watching black Friday and eating a lemon. My sister is looking at me like I'm insane


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1 year ago

I got bored

I Got Bored

S m a s h AHEM I MEAN HUH? WJAT? WHO SAID THAT WHO SAID THAT

Paul

I Got Bored
I Got Bored

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6 months ago
Sniggle!Wiley! :D

Sniggle!Wiley! :D

this was a silly little concept my sleep-deprived brain thought of while rewatching Black Friday that somehow spiralled into a full sketch piece


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9 months ago

I want him so bad

Guys will literally become a servant to eldritch gods and help with their malicious schemes, and get a cool jacket before going to therapy

Guys Will Literally Become A Servant To Eldritch Gods And Help With Their Malicious Schemes, And Get

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9 months ago

AWOOOOOOOOOGA

THE DISCIPLE

THE DISCIPLE

This may have taken 9 hours who are you why are you asking.

I have so many feelings about this guy. If we never find out what happened to him in the black and white to twist him this bad I’m gonna lose it I’m actually gnawing at the bars of my enclosure give me more Wilbur content Nick lang please please please please please

THE DISCIPLE
THE DISCIPLE
THE DISCIPLE
THE DISCIPLE

Also yes the dating sim is still being worked on whoopeee


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9 months ago

BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK

It's That Time Of The Year Again, Fellow Consumers

It's that time of the year again, fellow consumers 🍏🔥


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9 months ago

OOOOOOO MY GOSHHHHH YESSSSS

BABY GRILL

Ok James Tolbert Wilbur Cross... hear me out


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9 months ago
Sniggle!Wiley! :D

Sniggle!Wiley! :D

this was a silly little concept my sleep-deprived brain thought of while rewatching Black Friday that somehow spiralled into a full sketch piece


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