The Hamilton/jcst One Killed Me XD

The Hamilton/jcst one killed me XD

Bad Musical Synopses

Phantom of the Opera: A speculative fiction about what would happen if Benedict Cumberbatch were a woman and his fans had access to a basement. Hamilton: The best friend of an ambitious political dissident warns him repeatedly that his actions will end in tragedy. When that doesn’t actually happen, the best friend takes it upon himself to teach a valuable life lesson.

Jesus Christ Superstar: The best friend of an ambitious political dissident warns him repeatedly that his actions will end in tragedy. When that doesn’t actually happen, the best friend takes it upon himself to teach a valuable life lesson.

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat: Tim Gunn was sick today on Project Runway. Let’s see what happens!

Miss Saigon: White savior done fucked up. No one is surprised. The Scarlet Pimpernel: Proto-superhero pretends to be gay. Wife is understandably miffed when she discovers she won’t be getting the D. Hilarity ensues. The Lion King:  A Shakespearean look at a pride of liMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSAAAAAWENYAAAAAAMAAKALAKIIIIIIIIIIIISSHUENOOONOOOOOOO

Chicago: He really did have it coming. Cabaret: A Conservative Republican’s worst nightmare is set to music.

Cats: Furries provide a fun-filled look into an average night out.

Rent: All these people are going to die the minute you leave the theater.

Avenue Q: Today on Sesame Street, we learn an important lesson about the purpose of the internet. The word of the day is ANAL. 

Les Miserables: A man steals a loaf of bread and is chased across France by the most dedicated police officer on the force. Consequently, everyone dies.

My Fair Lady: A valuable life lesson is taught: if you want to make it in life, all you need to do is sacrifice everything, suffer torment from an obsessive linguistics major, and fake an upper-class English accent. Unless you’re a man, and then you just need to explain that you really need money for alcohol. In that case, someone will promptly die and will you their fortune.

How to Succeed In Business Without Really Trying: A young man attempts to push the boundaries of white male privilege. He soon finds there are none.

Sweeney Todd: A barber and his girlfriend take Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal” a little too far.

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KEKKAI PULLING SOME DEEP CUTS WITH THOSE BD COVERS.

modern classics as vines p. 1

(spoilers ahead!)

To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

Atticus: There’s only one thing worse than a rapist – boom.

Bob Ewell, when talking about Scout and Jem: A child.

Atticus: No!

source: x

The Catcher in the Rye by J.D Salinger

Holden, to anyone he meets: Hi, my name is failure and you’re watching my life crumble into pieces. DOY DA DOY DOY DO DOY–

source: x

Lord of the Flies by William Golding

Ralph: I dunno ‘bout all y’all – AAAAH! You better stop, stop!

Jack: *lighting the island on fire*

Ralph: BIsGHshtG – STOP!

Jack: *sends out hunters to kill Ralph*

Ralph: AAaaAAaAAAAh!

source: x

Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck

George: *flips plastic bottle* *bottle lands perfectly*

Lennie: *flips glass bottle* *bottle shatters*

Lennie: *dabs*

George: *disappointed look*

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The Outsiders by S.E Hinton

Johnny and Bob: *fighting*

Ponyboy: Can I get a waffle?

Johnny: *stabs Bob*

Ponyboy: Can I please get a waffle?

source: x

Summary of the Third Doctor’s Era, 100% based on this post made by timewalkxr.

Come on, give him some credit. Sometimes he wore a wig

Mysterious Person: Good evening! My name is Mr. Master.

The Doctor: Seriously? Are you not even trying anymore?

The Brig: I have no idea who this man could be!

The Doctor: Oh come on!!!

(Three days later)

Jo: Wait a minute! 'Master' is English for Master!

The Master: Blast! You've outwitted me again, Miss Grant!