Dirk Turned Into Todd And Todd Turned Into Dirk

Dirk turned into Todd and Todd turned into Dirk

Dirk Gently’s holistic detective agency

Adults are surprised to find that tasking teenagers with the fate of the world can be mentally scarring. A child psychologists probably would have worked wonders, but the adults are too busy listening to ‘Build God then we’ll talk’ on repeat because the biggest plot twist is that they need therapy too.

I wish my English class was like this

my class always ‘stages’ the scenes of hamlet we read in the center of the classroom and we really peaked in act five scene two - laertes and hamlet flirted before their duel and “i’ll be your foil, laertes” was like, super sexual - we used an expo marker and a smartboard marker as fencing swords - before “dueling” laertes, hamlet sat up on her desk, brandished her water bottle, and dramatically proclaimed “i have the power of god AND anime on my side” and the class just lost it - when she stabbled claudius she said “yeet!” - the girl playing gertrude missed one of her lines, was prompted on it, and said “sorry, i was busy dying” while already lying flat-out on the floor - hamlet forgot to actually give laertes the fatal stab wound until like ten lines too late - she woke up from the dead to say “it’s free real estate” when fortinbras showed up and took over - everyone had either a SUPER dramatic reaction to being stabbed/poisoned or a totally deadpan “oh no” - absolutely garbage laughing through all the emotional moments EXCEPT - “may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest” in which everyone went “awww”

oh i forgot to mention it was halloween so

- the girl who played hamlet was super goth with tons of edgy eye makeup - the girl who played gertrude was dressed as ginger spice

Trump is in the deathnote one shot

Politics? wtf is going on, on twitter rn

Cut to Obi Wan, in the water clinging to a life preserver, watching the Titanic sink. “You were the chosen one!!!!”