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Dearest Waffle Slap, That Was Swervey

Dearest waffle slap, that was swervey


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I’m super allergic though but maybe that’s your point

why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch


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would you microwave an ant?

why waste electricity on those little fucks when they fit in my mouth just fine