Are There Any Lgb Drop The T T-shirts Out There?

are there any ‘lgb drop the t’ t-shirts out there?

Imagine showing up to work one day and people are like "jesus fucking christ there's a corpse in here", herd you to the back room and everyone who sees you also agrees that there is now a dead body where you are sitting, with the appropriate amount of shock and disgust about it. You figure it's some kind of a prank that they're pulling, but also the people that you know aren't into pranks, or aren't very good actors, are treating you like a corpse. They go weirdly back and forth between talking about you as if you're not there, and politely asking you to stay still while they figure out who you're supposed to call in case of a dead body randomly appearing.

Paramedics show up, study you thoroughly and agree that while they can't see any apparent sign of death, you are, indeed, dead, and ask you to climb aboard the ambulance. You're taken to the temporary corpse storage that hospitals have.

On the way there you ask them whether this kind of shit happens often, and while they won't look at you, the paramedics agree that they've never had a talking corpse before, though they won't question the fact that you're moving on your own.

You're eventually led to a morgue, where you're shown a slab to lay on, and at this point you don't really even question it, you just climb onto the Corpse Shelf and lay down, maybe have a little nap, with no idea what's going to happen next.

Then you wake up to someone walking into the morgue, who has the shit scared out of them when you move, and they're like "dude what the fuck, you're not supposed to be here, this place is for storing dead bodies" and when you're like "aw man sorry I thought I was a dead body" they have no idea whether you're joking and they don't care, you're just chased out of there.

And you just kinda go home and take a shower, show up to work normally the next day and nobody questions it.

And basically that's probably how those ants feel when scientists spray them with the Pheromone That Dead Ants Smell Like, and just hang out at the dead-ant-pile until the smell wears off.

kinda wish matt walsh would keel over. he is so annoying

Babes, we gotta take it back. We have to bring back that OG man-hating, bra-burning, free women from the kitchens feminism, because this choice shit has brought us nothing but disaster and nonsense.

The “sexuality isn’t actually who you ARE it’s about what you DO and how you interact with other people. I am very smart” takes are annoying to me because. Even if I never touched another man in my entire life, if I never spoke to another man or even looked at one, I would still be a gay man. If I woke up tomorrow and every other man on earth had vanished I would still be a gay man… because I am a man who is only attracted to men.

Even if I tried to act as straight as possible and tried to interact with women the way a straight man would… nothing would change. Are you saying that closeted, “straight-acting” gay men are not actually gay? Do you realize that trying to come off as an average heterosexual to the world for a part of life (usually through childhood and adolescence, but in many cases for much longer) is a survival tactic for a huge percentage of queer people? Please be fucking for real