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Some more Roman monarchy memes in support of my new Latin novella, Septem Reges Romae

FLAPPER FANNY SAYS, by Anericn cartoonist, Ethel Hays (1892-1989).

I cant understand people who are like “why is everyone in aziraphale’s neighbourhood gay” like my brother in christ he lives in soho

yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character

the greeks and romans really were like "we're going to sculpt the most caked up statue anyone has ever seen." and they were so right for that

I simply don't think that's true eBooks.com but thank you anyway

Inquisitor Lavellan: Tarot Cards

My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS, REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

in honor of the Ides of March, all the history teachers are wearing togas, and I've been fixing people's all morning because no one knows how to drape a frickin bedsheet into a frickin toga! You are supposed to be able to walk in it, and you're supposed to be able to access your pockets! I've learned that the Wiki How article is giving out completely wrong information. This Getty Villa video is the real deal.

What Pokémon would you recommend for crying with when you’re sad

all of them (except Hattrem). when you form a strong bond with a pokémon (excluding Hattrem) you'll find that while a lot of them might not "get" your struggle, most pokémon have the potential to be really sweet and empathetic (not Hattrem) and will try and comfort you, long as you treat them well and be a true friend to them (if you attempt this with a Hattrem i am not liable)

https://www.sciencealert.com

Bottle rocket under ice

B¡tch please, easiest case EVER! There is zero evidence of the Devil ever doing anything against humanity whatsoever. There are atrocities committed by gods, by men, by animals but not once by the devil, he only ever brawled with heaven. Even if you call the devil the serpent in the garden (which is theologically discussable) his only crime was telling the truth! He was right, the apple did give Eve knowledge of good and evil, it was Jhwe that lied in Book Genesis!

You are a successful lawyer, known for your ability to win even the toughest of cases. However, your life takes a drastic turn when you are assigned to defend the devil himself, who is being charged with corrupting humanity. Despite your initial reluctance, you soon find yourself embroiled in a battle of wits and morality as you navigate the complex legal system and try to uncover the truth about your client. As the trial progresses, you begin to question your own beliefs and the nature of good and evil. Will you be able to defend the devil and clear his name, or will you become a pawn in his diabolical plan?

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!