If Something Is Old As Fuck Then Its About 1.2 Billion Years Old Because Thats When Life Evolved Sexual

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

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FLAPPER FANNY SAYS, by Anericn cartoonist, Ethel Hays (1892-1989).

B¡tch please, easiest case EVER! There is zero evidence of the Devil ever doing anything against humanity whatsoever. There are atrocities committed by gods, by men, by animals but not once by the devil, he only ever brawled with heaven. Even if you call the devil the serpent in the garden (which is theologically discussable) his only crime was telling the truth! He was right, the apple did give Eve knowledge of good and evil, it was Jhwe that lied in Book Genesis!

You are a successful lawyer, known for your ability to win even the toughest of cases. However, your life takes a drastic turn when you are assigned to defend the devil himself, who is being charged with corrupting humanity. Despite your initial reluctance, you soon find yourself embroiled in a battle of wits and morality as you navigate the complex legal system and try to uncover the truth about your client. As the trial progresses, you begin to question your own beliefs and the nature of good and evil. Will you be able to defend the devil and clear his name, or will you become a pawn in his diabolical plan?

in honor of the Ides of March, all the history teachers are wearing togas, and I've been fixing people's all morning because no one knows how to drape a frickin bedsheet into a frickin toga! You are supposed to be able to walk in it, and you're supposed to be able to access your pockets! I've learned that the Wiki How article is giving out completely wrong information. This Getty Villa video is the real deal.