He's A Sleazeball.

He's a sleazeball.

BTW if I could actually animate complicated things, I'd 100% have his elbow slip off the desk and he'd smack to the floor like a big, embarrassed dickhead (affectionate).

Image description: Fanart of Spamton in the 90s, done in a style reminiscent of an 80s or 90s anime. He appears to be standing in an office; the background mostly consists of a large window displaying Cyber City's skyscrapers. Their lights are animated and they flicker. Spamton himself wears his iconic Big Shot Era suit of red. He leans against a glossy desk, his elbow propped on it. One hand holds a cigarette with animated smoke coming from it, the other has the index finger pointed outwards with a car key dangling from it. He is grinning suggestively with slightly lowered eyelids. At the bottom is a caption for Spamton's dialogue, which reads: "I hear you're my next [no.1ratedcustomer] due a test drive!" End of image description.

Ok that decides it. I need the Spamton plushie

Also I love the dress! May have to get one from Etsy if I order the new sundial xD

HE CAN BE USED AS A SUN DIAL

Started playing Splatoon 2 again after my save data got deleted (›:l)

A clean slate is usually nice though so it's not the worst

Just gotta level up a bit again (I wasn't particularly high in level in comparison to others so it's not too bad ^-^)

I'm having a good time so far though! Won some games and lost some, had some good fun with consistent players :)

Wish there were more hairstyles though haha

Talking to people is hard

I love the mining-armor sm

Wheat man

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