What Is A Hero But A Tangle Of Contradictions?

“What is a hero but a tangle of contradictions?”

Au where Iruma's birth parents are actually decent people

1 - The parents who raised Iruma and that we saw in the manga aren't his birth parents but the couple that kidnapped him as a baby.

2 - Iruma's real parents have been looking for their child all those years but have never found him or any trace of the vile couple who stole their baby... until the child thieves started to spend A LOT of money.

3 - Iruma's bio parents more or less jumped the fake parents and slapped the truth out of them: their child was sold to a demon. I will left the fate of the fake parents ambiguous.

4 - The fake parents, who think that guy in Taken was too tame, to give you an idea of what type of parents, they are, break into the demon world, break into Sullivan's mansion, lock poor Opera into a box and try to kill Sullivan.

5 - Sullivan is delighted to have found Iruma's parents and adopt them so people stop asking him how he got a grandson despite not having children. Except that now, people point out how weird it is that he acquired children AFTER getting a grandson.

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Weak Hero AU where Ben convinces Gray he'd stop being so physically weak if he ate more and gets him on a high calorie gym plan. Gray becomes buff. Thanks!

1 - Ben is invited to Gray's home for a reason or another, he opens Gray's fridge and he actually screams in horror when he sees the vast emptiness in there. He grabs Gray by the shoulders and shakes him, screaming that he is underfed and can't continue like that, and how he is going to mess up his body if he continues only eating once a day on pretty much nothing.

2 - Alex and Ben start preparing lunch boxes to Gray and nag him into eating better. (Students in Eunjang are a bit confused about why Big Ben and Alex are mother henning the freaking White Mamba.) They also go for runs every morning, because exercise is important.

3 - It backfires so quickly. It's like Gray's body has been waiting for those calories all its life and it immediately starts producing muscles. Gray goes through a very brutal growth spurt (his organism is taking advantage on the sudden amount of food after what is believed to 15 years of famine to take care of all the growth right now), which hurts, so he exercises in order to make the growth pains go away (don't question the logic), which means he put on even more muscles!

4 - Gerard begs them to stop feeding Gray as they are making them stronger but Ben refuses. He has awakened the Italian grandma instinct. He has learned to cook just to feed his friends.

5 - You see those big dogs who still think they are as tiny as they were pups? That's Gray. He doesn't realize that he has actually turned big and intimidating. Especially since people in Eunjang and those who already knew him already thought him to be terrifying, but now, no one underestimates him anymore. He is under the mistaken impression that the delinquents have calmed down because they are too busy preparing for college to look for fights.

Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?