Random-lil-illing - Cannibal (quack!)

is this anything,,,

shadow and amy my favourite duo 💥💥

(not a ship!! idm if people see it as that though!!)

i had a vision,,, asexual dps fans what do we think

these are canon ‼️‼️ if i may,,,, perchance my own headcanons? :3

- neil, charlie, knox and meeks genuinely like grocery shopping. they just like going to whatever store and buying things okay?? theyre like curious kids/dogs

- meeks and todd argue about cuisine ALL the time because one of them's italian and the other's french. one of them wants to make french onion soup and the other wants to make pasta. they usually compromise by making something spanish, to charlie's delight

- everyone can "cook" to some degree,,, todd, cameron and meeks are arguably the best cooks; charlie and neil are okay,,, they can cook some good meals but usually its kind of meh; and knox and pitts are NOT allowed in the kitchen unless its to bake

- speaking of baking - pitts and neil are the designated bakers, meaning that they always run off (with the cart) to the flour section and other baking aisles and spend so much time in there,,,, its a good thing meeks and cameron are good at holding a lot of stuff!! pitts and neil have definitely gotten in trouble for accidentally breaking a bag of flour and spilling it EVERYWHERE

- do not let any of these mfs in the treats/sweets aisle. neil is always like "oh we cant its not in our budget" but charlie "fancy pants rich mcgee" dalton ALWAYS has money for sweet treats. they always regret buying so many but they also regret NOT buying any so... better more than none, amiright?

- knox, cameron and todd believe in the whole "shopping when youre hungry", meeks and neil dont, and pitts and charlie do believe it but dont care and shop hungry anyway. almost even distribution

- they always refuse to get a shopping cart at first but then when everyone has atleast 15 things piled into their hands they FINALLY admit defeat and send someone to get the shopping cart. this happens every shopping trip

- meeks insists on going to the self checkout because she LOVES scanning the items and loves the way it beeps when she scans them - she also really likes finding the barcode. all the other poets let her because shes faster than all the cashiers and it allows her to shoplift (she only ever does it with pastries and non-barcode items and ALWAYS gets away with it)

- charlie and meeks are chronic shoplifters you can fight me on this. are they the richest and third richest friends in the friend group respectively? yes. do they hate big corporations with a burning passion? also yes! also meeks likes the thrill

- todd has managed to sneak into the back/staff rooms to check something because he was too shy to ask for help. somehow didnt get caught??

- pitts, hard of hearing king, has accidentally ignored a stranger asking him to get something off the high shelf multiple times. todd always does it for him and usually gets an absurd amount of money out of it - which always goes towards new foods eversone is scared to try

- todd and meeks may be the designated cooks but they are NOT the designated meal planners because they only want to cook/eat the same five things so charlie and knox, the only ones brave enough to switch it up, have to meal plan for them. all the other poets are on todd and meeks' side but usually end up enjoying the food charlie and knox planned

- god forbid they go in there without a shopping list. they will come out with a cart full of things they will NOT need or eat.

- meeks, neil and pitts have a wandering problem and always, without fail, get lost even though they go to the same grocery store every single time. cameron has taken to a) herding them in like a damn shepherd/sheepdog, or, in meeks' case since she gets lost in a way no one will ever find her again, b) hold her by the hand/shirt collar so she cant get lost

- speaking of cameron, they always talk about eating healthy and not eating too many sweet things and stuff but then will disregard all of that when they see any sort of cereal bar

- they are all SUCH picky eaters with the rare exception of charlie and pitts (who will eat judt about anything) and a little bit of knox. shopping is a struggle when theyre trying to find something that everyone will eat, especially when, for example, half of the group loves cashews, walnuts, etc (neil, pitts, charlie); the other half hates them (todd, knox, cameron); and one person genuinely gets physically ill at the mere thought of them (meeks) (im projecting i literally got ill as i was writing this)

- trust neil to always look for the cheapest option and everyone else to quietly, but quickly disregard that. hell be looking at the cheapest option when todd comes over, takes it from him, puts it back, and puts a nicer, but more expensive, version of the food in the shopping cart. neil always tries to complain but in the end it allows him to walk out of the store without a single dent in his budget sooo,,,

- all of the poets have been caught making out in the grocery store at least once. whoops

- charlie is technically banned from the grocery store but the owner agreed that as long as hes under adult supervision (read: with cameron, todd or neil at all times) hes allowed in

- they get approached by SOOO many karens everytime they enter the store for multiple different reasons,,, some reasons they've been approached/yelled at by a karen:

- meeks was using her crutches (she has hypermobility and her knee joints SUCK)

- they were talking too loudly

- they were wearing/using/buying something that indicated they were queer

- charlie bought a playboy magazine

- they bought the last of something

- and much more!!!

this is all i can think of in the moment ‼️‼️ sorry for making it so long i got a lil carried away teehee =))

i went grocery shopping with all my roommates today and it was absolute chaos and the only thing i could think was how it would be for all the poets <3

something i love about dps is that in a lot of scenes (especially at the beginning) you can faintly hear someone calling out meeks' name - though, that might just be me hearing things haha

specifically, in the stair scene, whilr the camera is on the left side of the staircase, you can hear someone going "meeks! meeks!!" and when everyone enters keating's class for the first time, you can also hear someone calling out meeks name, albeit much more quietly

if anyone knows any other scenes where this happens let me know :33

either its charlie calling out meeks name (theyre in LOVE your honour) OR, meeks is the universal nerd that everyone in her grade can count on to help them with their homework a couple of seconds before class starts and i love both possibilities

chat what do we think about todd x meeks,,,, no? nothing? okay :3

(leaves this here and runs away)

i finally finished a dps fanfic!! time to finish the other three :3