Someone Gets Shot, Impaled, Frozen, Fire, Electrocuted, Ect;

Someone gets shot, impaled, frozen, fire, electrocuted, ect;

Xiao: Weak, pathetic, Worthless...

Why is Xiao so toxic in his "Ally at Low HP" voiceline compared to everyone else tho—

Ok, but my bois

blorbos

I get bothered by all those people in the fandom who talk about how Andrew/Renee would totally win in a fight against Neil and how they’re always making him unable to fight and needing Andrew.

Like… Nathan and his Inner Circle taught him how to fight and use knives, his mother taught him how to fight and he most definitely used it all while on the run and his mother definitely drilled him everyday. Those instincts and reflexes don’t go away. They’re ingrained into his muscle memory and that knowledge was too important to his survival for him to just forget it.

Plus, Renee, and by extension, Andrew only know how to street fight. While that is useful and can save you out in, well, the streets, Neil most definitely knows how to fight in both the technical and street sense. You’re telling me that The Butcher of Baltimore, his Inner Circle, and Mary Hatford, daughter of a high-ranking member of the British mafia don’t know how to fight and weren’t taught by professionals? Andrew was taught how to street fight once a week inconsistently for two years (in canon). Renee doesn’t like using those skills.

TL;DR: Neil (or more Nathaniel) knows how to fight, stop making him a helpless damsel in distress. He’s not.

andrew: i'll pretend i'm you when i pick up the new kid from the airport

aaron, fully aware that the last time they switched the maniac killed his mom: sure

*5 minutes after andrew left*

aaron, looking nicky and kevin dead in the eyes: he's gonna kill the new kid

The Bystanders: an incomplete list of the poor normal people who had to deal with the foxes shit

Ricky, the foxes RA. I don't know how he did it. if faced with being the foxes RA i would simply drop out of school, no degree is worth that

The ERC officials who Wymack had to beg like three separate times to let his team play even though they were below regulations

Marisa, sweet Marisa. I want a fic where she hears about the fox mafia drama and realizes just how lucky she got

Nicky's date to the banquet. Imagine you're just some random ass dude and all you wanted was to go to a little party and maybe kiss a cute guy but then you get seated with the psycho team, your dates teammate roasts the shit out of the most dangerous guy there, everyone starts to fight and you're just sitting there with your salad like 👁👄👁

The Bus Boy™ (literally zero time on page but he still holds a special place in the collective fandom consciousness)

The people at the car dealership where Neil whipped out like...30-40k in cash?? to pay for Andrew's new ride

Rewatching Merlin and absolutely obsessed with the background knight giving Arthur’s horse a lil kiss