You Ever Think About How They Were Best Friends In Their 20s Because I Do Every Goddamn Day

you ever think about how they were best friends in their 20′s because i do every goddamn day

THE MAN IN THE MIRROR, WHAT DOES HE MEAN TO YOU?

We were robbed of Himbo Alistair Wonderland

-He is required by destiny to eat anything that says “Eat me” and drink anything that says “Drink me”.  -Sparrow and Blondie have joined forces to create a segment called “What can we get Alistair to eat just by writing ‘eat me’ on it”  -Kitty once made him drink a whole bottle of hot sauce that way  -Ginger: “Bunny, can you pLEASE GET YOUR HIMBO OUT OF THE KITCHEN HE’S EATEN TWO DOZEN TEA CAKES AND CAN’T STOP”  -Any time someone’s in a crowd and can’t find Alistair, all they have to do is shout “TEATIME!” and he is destiny-bound to make a beeline for them  -Since all his best friends since childhood are femmes/nonbinary, he is physically incapable of being sexist. Like at all  -Any time anyone gives the girls flak for being “weak little damsels in distress”, he runs at them screaming “you got a PROBLEM with damsels in distress buddy?!”  -”Alistair, I think you would look good in this dress for teatime!” “Ok sure Maddie” -Since Alice technically becomes a Queen in Through the Looking Glass, he takes Princessology with Lizzie and they are both well versed in Crown etiquette  -Having been in Princessology and personal friends with Maddie, he is an excellent tea party guest -Since Alice is both the hero of her story and a damsel in distress, he gets assigned to Damsel in Distressing and Hero Training  -At one point, due to a mixup, he ends up having to rescue himself from a tower  -He plays both roles extremely well  -Another time he simply eats a cake that makes him gigantic and saves his “damsel” by having her walk onto his hand like a friendly giant  -He and Humphrey trade puns like nobody’s business  -Duchess can’t understand why he keeps sprinking pepper on her??  -Since he is also destiny-bound to solve riddles, Kitty once distracted him for an hour by throwing a bunch of seeds on the ground and asking him how many there were like a vampire  -Since he gets saved by the White Knight, whenever he sees Chase he runs to Daring or Darling (whoever happens to be closest) and jumps into their arms and pretends to faint  -Chase is unamused. The Charmings love it. 

While I am extremely emotional about Dream being imprisoned, and how heartbreaking it was when Hob and Dream missed their “date”, I also find it extremely funny to think about Dream in the fishbowl flashing back to their fight and how he stormed off from it specifically saying they’re not friends and he won’t be at the next meeting, basically setting up that Hob shouldn’t expect to see him in 1989, and if Dream isn’t there it’ll be because Dream said they’re not friends, and so Hob has no reason to go looking for Dream the way he would have if Dream had just kept his big mouth and pride in check and not showed up as usual, and anyway I just hope that in 1989, Dream had a moment of feeling very stupid about that

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