WAIT

WAIT

W H A T 

P O R Q U E ? ! ?

So I’m chatting with Azul after the lessons thing right? Idk if I’m translating it right because I don’t understand Japanese and I’m using Google Translate but-

Azul????

Is low key a sad boi?????

Like, he was alone in some cave?????

As a child I think????

And one of the reasons why he’s a two faced prick is so he gets recognition?????

WHAT THE F*CK?????

AZUL WHO HURT YOU????

Me: .....  *remembering that I based Fuyu off of a yuki-onna as well* ....

Fuyu, a snow fae: ...... *thousand-yard stare*

Me: .... 

Fuyu: Please do not worry. 

I’m not the type to just suddenly absorb your life force and blood without your consent. That practice, after all, has somewhat died out already after my people have made our kingdom centuries ago.

*blinks* And, it would be uncourteous. 

Fae Headcanon

All fae are fully capable of consuming human flesh and blood. Some rely on it for survival, like Vampires; some simply think of it as a favorite meal, trolls; some consider it to be an acquired taste, fairies. This why all fae are regarded with a small amount of fear, no matter how unthreatening they seem.

Now....imagine Blue, Andrea ( @glassormirrors ), Delphine ( @circuscarnage ), and all othe fae ocs (there are a lot of them) looking their human friends in the eye and nonchalantly sharing this lil tidbit! 🤣

CONTINUATION OF:

https://randomikemendegen.tumblr.com/post/613022140606857216/warning-this-is-nearly-the-entirety-of-chapter

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I broke the rules, so my time with playing around was taken away.

That’s why mother made rules that I must always follow.

Since my mother was the best in the town, she should always be right.

But….. hey, mom, why is it? 

Why was my heart always aching in pain?

I just wanted to eat a lot of tarts on my birthday.

I wanted to play outside.

I wanted to make more friends.

Tell me, mom.

What rules will make this pain disappear?

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Trey: 

–––––– Riddle!!!

Oooohh, I see, I see...!

Is the SR Azul card you’re talking about, the one where he has his ceremonial robe or something?

If so, then I have that. If that’s the card necessary, I can get to the bottom of this quickly and then I can translate it as best as I can-- skskskskskssakdajsd

So I’m chatting with Azul after the lessons thing right? Idk if I’m translating it right because I don’t understand Japanese and I’m using Google Translate but-

Azul????

Is low key a sad boi?????

Like, he was alone in some cave?????

As a child I think????

And one of the reasons why he’s a two faced prick is so he gets recognition?????

WHAT THE F*CK?????

AZUL WHO HURT YOU????

WARNING: THIS IS NEARLY THE ENTIRETY OF CHAPTER 1-25, WATCH AT YOUR OWN SPOILER RISK

Note: I do not own the contents of this clip, I only screen-recorded it with my phone. Twisted Wonderland belongs to Disney JP, Aniplex, and Yana Toboso.

My fan-translation is down below:

Riddle’s Mother:

Happy 8th birthday, Riddle.

This year’s birthday cake is a low sugar cake of soy flour and nuts full of lecithin, which makes you smarter.

Riddle:

Thank you, mom. But, you know, I….

Even if just this once, I want to eat a bright red tart with lots of nuts…

Riddle’s Mother:

That’s just practically a lump of sugar! It’s not good for you, it’s like poison.

One slice will exceed your ideal daily carbohydrate intake.

Now then, today’s meal is a healthy tuna sauce with plenty of docosahexaenoic and eicosapentaenoic acid.

Oh, but the ideal calorie intake for an 8-year old is….

Do not eat any more than 100kg because each meal is within 600kcal.

Understood?

Riddle:

……. Yes, mom.

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I’ve always wanted to eat a bright red tart.

Just like that jewel-like tart on the display window of a cake shop that I occasionally pass by.

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Riddle’s Mother:

That’s all for today’s study on classical magic.

Prepare 50 pages on language philosophy in magic ethics that appeared in today’s study by tomorrow.

Now then, you will do one-hour self-study until the next study time of magic pharmacy.

Riddle:

Yes, mom.

Riddle’s Mother:

Your mother will be back an hour later, since I have something to do for a bit.

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Every kind of study was packed in minute increments. Every study time was extended if possible.

But, this was my “normal”.

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Riddle:

……. Is someone knocking on the window?

Trey:

Wah, he came!

Chenya:

Hey~, hey~. Pla~y wi~th u~s!

Riddle:

Who are you two?

Chenya:

I’m Chenya! This is Trey. Let’s play croquet together~.

Riddle:

Eh………. I can’t though. Right now it’s self-study time. I have to study.

Chenya:

Gramps told me that I could study for myself and decide whatever I wanted to study on my own.

Trey:

Isn’t it alright if you played with us for a little while?

Riddle:

Just, just for a while then……

Trey:

Can you tell me your name?

Riddle:

Ri, Riddle.

[Riddle Rosehearts].

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Playing with Trey and Chenya was really fun. There were things I didn’t know or how to play.

I really earned a lot from the two of them.

From that day on, every day, I would spend the one-hour self-study to play out of the room without telling my mother.

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Chenya:

Eh? Riddle, you’ve never eaten a strawberry tart before?

Riddle:

Yeah. Mom said it’s poisonous so I won’t.

Trey:

Well, overeating isn’t good but I don’t know about it being poisonous…

Hey, there’s a cake shop over there. Let’s go eat right now.

Riddle:

Eh….. but….

Trey:

If it’s only a slice, then it’s fine.

Chenya:

I wanna eat the entire hall of cake~.

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A red treasure on a white plate. To me, it looked more dazzling and shiny than any gem.

–– That tart that I ate was really sweet and delicious, unlike anything that I’ve ever eaten before…

I admit I was crazy about it while eating it.

––– I’ve forgotten about it in time.

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Riddle’s Mom:

Not only did you skip self-studying, but you also ate those lumps of sugar when you went out! How could this happen!

Those two tempted Riddle. I won’t allow you to play with those bad children ever again!

Riddle:

I’m sorry, mother! Forgive me, I won’t do it anymore….!

Riddle’s Mom:

Be quiet now! You absolutely cannot break the rules.

Aah, I knew that I shouldn’t have given you any free time. I need to manage and create more and more “complete” walls….

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Note: https://randomikemendegen.tumblr.com/post/613024750902657024/continuation-of  (this is the missing and last part of the entire chapter)

NO ONE GETS TO HURT THE TWO BABBIES AND GETS TO GET AWAY WITH IT--

I MEAN- JUST LOOK AT THEM!!

YOU CANNOT TELL ME THEY’RE NOT BABBIES!!!