Miku From Ur Culture Meme But Im Appalachian

‘miku from ur culture’ meme but im appalachian

ALKAID (1/?)

(A/N): Alright first, just for clarity, whenever there is a strike through present the story will change to the given perspective. Second, this is based off of what i interpret might happen if something went wrong when Bill tried taking over Dipper’s body. Third, the ‘present’ is the point in the timeline where Dipper is looking after Toby.

A familiar cackle splits the silence of Dipper’s mindscape. An eerie hue of gray replaced the usual luminosity and vibrant colors. The cackling began to ring louder and louder. But then he heard it. He heard HIM.

“PIIIIINNNNNEEEE TRRRREEEEEEEEE.”

‘No. It couldn’t be, I just tucked the littl-Toby, into bed.’

“YOU CAN’T HIDE FOREVER KID.”

‘Alright Dipper, deal with this now, question what’s going on later.’

Dipper blipped himself to the disturbance. But he met with something not even omniscience was ready for, something beyond prediction. What stood before him was, though different in a couple key features, himself. His attire was more casual with, both the absence of a suit and the rolled up sleeves of his dress shirt. His eyes were empty except for his radiant white sclera filling the sockets.

“WELL, I SEE YOU DECIDED TO NOT STAND ME UP ON OUR DATE. AND HERE I WAS, READY TO TURN THIS CITY INTO A FLAMING PILE OF TOMORROW’S HEADLINE.”

To say the least, Dipper didn’t like the image of Bill’s voice spewing from, what looked like, his body.

‘Welp, this is pretty messed up, but whatever.’

“̴͢S̡P͏E͜A͞K̷͝ ͞N͝͠O͘͞W̡. ̨́Ẁ̡͢Ḩ̶O̡͏ ÁR̵͘E͠͞ ̛҉̷YO͡Ú ̕͝A͘͠N̵D͏ W҉͘H̸̨A͢T̵͘ ̷̧B̶U̷̕͝S̡I͏N̵̢E̸S̀S̨͘͠ ̢D̸O Ý̷͟ÓU͘ ̶HA̷V̀͝͏Ę̨͏ ̡͘W̛ĮŢ̀H̕҉҉ ̧Á͟Ļ̀C̴͢͟Ò̶R̴ ̶̕T̸̢H̶̀È ̴҉Ḑ̴̢R̸͟E̕A҉̨͠M͠B͡E̡̧N͞͠D͡E̷͡R̵?̷̕”͝

“Awww, don’t tell me you’ve forgotten about your old pal?”

“͢͝I͜͞’M͞ ̛͠͡I̕͞Ń ̛NO͢ ̴MÓ̷͞O̡D͜ ̀̕͠F́O̢Ŕ͝ ͜G̶̸̨AME̴S̀͢ ̸͡Y͜O͜U ́͘͢ W͂͂̀͝͡H̷̓ͮ̆̈́̽͛̿́Ȩͭ̕L̊ͫ̐̅͆̃̑P̨̀͊̏͋́͋͌́͢.ͮ̔́̐ͫ ̢͑̽ N̡̝̘̯͚̞̪̙̦̩O̸̫͖̩̪̰̪̩ͅW̷̥͈̗͕̪̱̬,̮̩̬͟ ͎̭͔̻̭̳̱̫͝͠ S̸͡P̷͏͝E̕A̢K͡ ̵̶YO̕UR ҉͝N̸Ą̷͘MÈ̶҉ ҉Ǫ͝R̴͠͏ ̴FA̛C͢͡E ̡M̢̕Y ̥̩̙͈̪͕̬̪͟W̷̯̱̥̱͜R̘̕͘Ḁ̴̪͓̰͎͞T́҉͙̝H̛̼̝̯͙̪̲͜͠.̧͢͏̥͍̫̗̜̱͈̗”̡̙͇̣͍̪̞͙̗̹

“Ohoho? Little Pine Tree has some moxie now, is that it?”

Dipper was only getting more restless with this demon’s impertinent tone. But more than that, he couldn’t help feeling unsettled by Bill’s voice coming from his mouth.

“I’ll give you one last chance.  Ţ̶͈̱͟E̝͘͢L͉͎̻̞͢L̮̲̯̝̲͉̝͎̯͜͜ ̡̡͎̬͔͔̘̝̥̩͖̀M̬͓̗̼̝̞̫̥E̷̴͓̱̹ͅ ̧͍̯̙̜͈͖W̨͎͍͕̙̣H҉̰̦̣̖̥̝ͅO̷͙͇ ̭̳Y̵̢͙̝O̷̢̤̳̭̝ͅU̷҉͎͖̹͎͇͚̳ ̰͚́A̜̼̳̬̘̦̭R̴̴̷̫͚̬̭E͎̪͟ ̱O̱͉̜͙R̢͕̗̤͠ ̣͙̤̼̀͟͞Į̶͓̖͓ ̢͚̥̗̣̘̜̗͓͔W̦I͍͇̞̪͉̫̕Ĺ̠̗͎̪͉̀L̶͈ ̶̥̯͓͎D̛͉͔͇̞̻͡É̫S̢͢͏̥̗̦̯̘T̢̪̜͍̹͉͈͈̘͡R̛͇O̶̝͓̟̱͞Y̱̣͟͡ ͉͈̖̜͍͈̤͘Ý̶̥̮̩̠̩͕O̵̡͕̕U̩̹͚.̧̼͓̘̳̦̳̕”̫̪͈͇͚̗̫̬

“Are you sure you want to do that Pine Tree? After all, this IS your body.”

“̷̫̟̹̠̱̹̺̻̄ͦ̎̇̓̽W̧̨̹͉̻͖̮̱̗͆ͅH̺͉͓̖̘̲̤̥ͩ̐̄͛̇Ǎ̛͇͈̗͎̥̞̰̳̌̍- Ẃh̶át ͜d̡o ͢y͏ou mea̶n bỳ tha͟t?̸ …Ň̹͌̀͌ͦ̕̕O͕̮͌̅̄̑,͙̦́ ͍͇̝̞̽̕M̰͎͓̼̠͚̟̪ͣͬ͑ͣͦY̿̾̚͏̹̝͎͉…My ̷b҉od͜y҉ ͘w҉aş.̀.͞.no̶, ̧j͘úş͡͡t.͝ N̵Ó̕.̴ N͘҉̨̹̱̫̫̭̤O̢҉̲̻̭̮̺͇̜ͅ.̭̮͚”̟̭̖͟͞

“̴ͅY͓̓̽͒̍O̞͙Ủ͙̏ ̫̦̬̐ͯ́͂̾L͕̭ͪͮ̅Ĭ̳͑̍̒ͫ͢Ė̛̼͍͙͛ͮ,̲̘̜͇̤͗ ̘̯̱̦̃͆̏̀̈́̓M̦̎ͬͤ͛Y̧̮̽ ̮͎͇̤̎̽̂ͮ̓̐̅̀B̹̟͖̘̤̐̂̈͌͋͢Ó̘͔͍̝̤̯̣ͤ̔̔͊D͇̤̫ͥ̾ͩͤ͠Y̳͉͙͐̾̊̿̋ͣ̉ ̟̻̘̦̪̱ͭ̿̓̔ͅḤ̟̻̣̟̝ͨ͠Á̴̪̥̥̱̤͍̮̿S͖̤̕ ̦̯̙͔̺̪̤̈́ͨ̓ͯͭ͗͌B̖̺̖̱͒̒̈͊ͩ͌ͤẸ̦̹ͩ̽ͅẸ̽N̞͇ͪ ̢̹̤̻̠̞͔ͥ̄̾G̦̫̤̽̋́͐͛ͭO͒҉̮̮N҉̝̲̩͖̳͙̘Ę͇̺͚̹̝̈́̏ ̖̰̱͉̹̑̽̋Fͩ̔̍ͮ͢Ǒ͕̼ͪR̠͎͕ͥ͌̿͛ͮ ̫̭̻̤̤̺̏̈́͒̓̚A̲͈̮͟L̎̓͑ͩ̓҉̫Ṃ̨̯̠͈̳̃ͫ͌O̻̞̫̤̩Ș͇̲̈́͑T̨͙̱̖̭̳͍ͣ ̨ͬ͌͋͗̿Ã̄̐̓ͦͪ̌ ̲̬͍̫̩͆̚M͓̮͎̞̊͟I̙̹̯̪͌̌͛̇̚Ľ̳̖̱̱͔͊̍͜L̝̟̗͉͔͖͋Eͭ͊ͦͣ̉͋҉͇͔̼̣ͅͅŇ͇̮̭͓͉͓͞Ń͖̱͓̙ͣͬͤ̋̃̕I͖͎̯ͧͫ̊͒̀ͮU̞ͯͮ̏ͭͣ͋M̨̟̲̂.̝̂͜”̥͔͓̪͚ͤ̄ͫͪ̑̈́

“̢̙̱̬͇̫̭̣̓ͧ̉͑̍͆ͤ̕͞T͙̰̥̯̫̠̹̞̂̑̅ͨͤ͟H̵̟͚͚̟͓̰̭ͦͬ́͌̂ͪ́A̡̜͍̰̗̳͕̠͚̎͋̿͊̆̉̽̚T̶̯͇̰͙̞͎̍͋.̇ͭ̓̐͆ͪ͋̏͏̶̣̣͇͎̻͙ ́T̸͠H̶̢A̷̵T̢͢ Ẃ̛A̷͘S̴ ͟T͞H͟͢E̶̶ ̶C̷̛Ò͡S͞T͡ O̢͜F̕͞ ̧B̧̡A͜N̸̨ĮS̀H̨I҉N͘͡G̨ ͡C̛I̕P͏Ḩ͏E͠R͏’̀͢S̕͢ S̡OƯ͘L̨͡.̛͝”̷

Dipper was just about done talking with this impertinent fool. If his experience had taught him anything this was just some fledgling looking for a fight. Something no other demon had tried for some hundreds of years. They had already done well to learn that he is one to fear.

“̸H̸a̴,̢ ̛H̛a̧ H̀̕A̸̶̛̕͟,͏̸̢̢́ ̀H͏͢A̷͡͠H̸̸́͜͠A̵̛͞͏H̴̴͟͠A̡̛͏͢H̶̷̸̸̷A͜͢H̴̨͠A̷͞.̵̨͢ I͢S TH͠A̢T ̴H̶OW IT̷ ̵W͞ENT D͘O̶WN IN THIS ͝ON͠E͟?͘ H̛͝A̶̡̛H̛ĄH͘҉̡A͜H͟͡A̷͟,̴̶ THAT’S HILARIOUS. OOOHHHH MAAANNNN, HAHA, TOO BAD YOU WEREN’T SO LUCKY IN MY TIMELINE.”

“What?”

The rest of his sentence garbled in his mouth. ‘That’s…no. He-”C҉͠A͢͞N̡̧͡’̶̢Ţ̛ ̷͞B͢E̡ ͘ḨI̷͏M̨͘?̴͏ IS THAT WHAT’S RUNNING THROUGH THAT HEAD OF YOURS? Come on Pine Tree, didn’t I raise you better than that?”

Dipper could only manage to give the familiar face a blank stare in response.

“Well, You ARE close, the name IS Cipher but after that it gets a bit complicated. But enough of that, I have a p̨ro҉po҉si͜t͡i̵ǫn for you.”

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yes canonically Jason is publicly alive and says that his death was "greatly exaggerated" but I think it would be really fucking funny if he just started showing up to Wayne events one day and the whole family acted like that was normal and Jason doesn't even try to pretend he didn't spend years of his life murdering people in cold blood. Someone says something out of pocket to Damian and he very loudly says "I have Deathstroke's number, if you want that fixed" and tells drunk socialites that he and Bruce got in a fight because "No, Jason, you can't bring three guns and five different kinds of poison to a gala. No, a knife is not any better," and he thinks it's unfair. Someone asks him if he's ever killed someone and he says "Not on American soil" and everyone just has to live with prodigal son Jay Wayne being a hopefully retired mercenary/hitman

Oh

ghosts need ectoplasm to live, even if they're also made of ectoplasm. eating the same stuff they're made of is just how they work.

Danny needs ectoplasm to live, since he's half ghost. eating the same stuff he's made of is just how he works.

what was the other half of him made of, again?

Unmute !

no one was allowed to get custom t shirts after that