Where Do You See Yourself In 5 Years?

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

BTS reacting to their S/O accidentally blocking them

This is how I imagined the BTS members would react if their S/O ever accidentally blocked their contact!

He’d panic, bad, upon seeing that he would no longer be able to send messages to you

Would go through the entire chat to see if he upset you at any moment

He’d be elsewhere, and would not be able to call you as well

Will rush home after work with panicked eyes and ask you why you had blocked him

Upon hearing that it was by mistake and that you hadn’t noticed, he’d finally calm down

Would snuggle into you, mumbling something about freaking him out

“Don’t ever block me again,” “It was an accident!”

Would not be able to believe his eyes

The words, ‘You will no longer be able to send or receive messages from Y/n♥️’ won’t be processed for like a minute or so

When he’d finally realise, his heart would stop beating

He’d get upset, thinking that because you’d only been dating for a week, you had lost interest

He really likes you, though, and it would break his heart

Next time you met, he’d carefully ask you

You’d be surprised too, the same thought having gone through your mind as you didn’t pay attention while clicking on the wrong button

You’d both laugh it off, making fun of your carelessness

Calm

Won’t be shocked at all because it surely wasn’t the first time

Or the last

Would reach home and ask you

You’d be oblivious, reaching for your phone and losing it when you realised that you’d blocked your husband’s contact

He’d be giggling, while you’d be worried about having upset him

“It’s okay, baby.” with his arms wrapped around your waist

Undeniably confused

148 IQ and all

Even more confused when he’d see that you had been ranting about a show right before stopping him from contacting to you

Would call you from his other mobile because he’s able to afford it

“Yes, Joon?” “Y/n, why did you block me?!”

You’d instantly unblock him, sheepishly telling him that you had accidentally pressed it in your haste

“Silly girl,”

River of curses in every language known to man

Mad at himself for not thinking before typing

Would spam your best friend’s chat by requesting (see: begging) him to tell you to unblock him

Said best friend, Taehyung, would ask you and you would go to check

Sure enough, there was no type box

Would call him instantly after unblocking, “Ah..sorry Hobi,”

He’d give you a long ass lecture, “You should check, how are you so careless?”

One half-assed apology later, you’d find your face being smothered by his kisses

“Ew! You’re all sweaty, get away!”

Did Y/n just block me?

Would even restart his phone to check

The notification would still be seen, so he’d message you on Twitter

“Y/n, are you aware that you have blocked me?”

You’d see the message immediately, “WAIT I HAVE?”

After unblocking, you’d video call him, pout adorning your lips as you’d try to apologise without actually saying it

His sigh would assure you, dropping the love bombs before ending the call

He’d be in the middle of typing some perverted joke to you when he’d see it

Would run all the way over to your house

A huffing and panting Seokjin would greet you at your doorstep, eyes wide and face red

“Why did you block me? Did you do something wrong? You should tell me if I upset you, not just go and block my contact!”

As in his nature, he’d get all sassy and loud when shocked

“Seokjin, I haven’t blocked you. What the fuck are yo-”

He’d push past you, throwing himself on the couch

“Oh yeah? Then what’s this?”

He’d pull his phone out like it was some jewel, shoving the screen right at your face as you squint to read the words

God bless your eyesight

“Oh, sorry I guess?”

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laundry | jjk [ep.1]

pairing: jeongguk x reader genre/tags: assistant!jeongguk, regionalmanager!reader, crack, fluff, shitty in general rating: 13+ word count: 1141 words

[prologue] [ep.2] [ep.3]

The only cure to Monday blues was Varsity Blues. 

Many people in the office wouldn’t have agreed with the fact but that was definitely not going to stop you from going ahead with your idea of watching parts of famous movies every Monday morning to get rid of the gloomy atmosphere. 

Why is everyone so unenthusiastic? You think to yourself as you look around the conference room where Daehwi was serving popcorn packets to everyone. Gleefully clapping your hands, you look over at Jeongguk who was looking at you already for the nod that would indicate him to switch on the movie. Kyulkyung ungracefully jogs to switch off the lights, she was probably the only one who was about half as excited as you, and maybe Jeongguk. The movie starts and you hear everybody groan unanimously. 

Apparently, they didn’t like watching Looney Tunes at 9 am on a Monday. 

“Hey, let’s all be a little more energetic. You don’t want to start the week off with such a bad atmosphere.” You can practically hear Yeri’s eye roll and sigh at everyone’s lethargic asses. Paying no mind to them, you continue watching the episode and grab a kernel of popcorn from Jeongguk sitting two seats next to you. Daehwi tuts- the poor kid was stuck in between the two of you. 

Outside the conference room where the cartoon is still playing, Namjoon enters the office and hangs his coat, looking around in confusion when he sees nobody at their desks. 

What? 

It was not a holiday and not everybody could have taken the day off on the same day. Their stuff indicated that everybody had arrived at their workplace though. 

“Huh..” Namjoon looks around and hears some loud noises coming from the meeting room. It seemed like there was a commotion inside, and he opens the door only to be met with a scene he would give anything to erase permanently from his memory. 

You were choking. Jeongguk was hitting your back rather violently- and that was probably half the cause of your violent coughing. Everybody else in the room was either looking at your and Jeongguk’s show or some people- like Soojung- were solving their beloved crossword, not giving a care in the world that their manager was partially dying in the same room as them. 

Renjun of sales met Namjoon’s horrified gaze and he gasped, realising that the Vice President of the Northeast Sales was standing at the entrance of the room and witnessing whatever the fuck was happening. “Namjoon!” Renjun squeaked, capturing everyone’s attention at the mention of their senior’s name. Murmurs and shocked noises fill the room as Namjoon slowly realises what was happening- his temper rising by the minute. Everybody except you and Jeongguk seems to realise this and the employees all quickly file out of the room, not once meeting Namjoon’s now stern gaze. It takes a minute for your choking to stop and Jeongguk looks up to see that the room is empty before he sees Namjoon. Standing there, looking like he was going to fire them. 

Jeongguk was scared of Namjoon.

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