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A BUTTERFUL GETAWAY: HOSEOK

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➝ pairing: jungkook x reader ➝ genre/tags: establishedrelationship!au | fiancé!kook | ➝ rating: e for everyone <3 ➝ wc: 560 words

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#lmfao is my biggest hobby... and my greatest fear.

-dRAMATIC GASP- HOW DARE YOU

It was @whiteprincessofnohr, in the parlor, with a #smtown.

#jeongguk and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by rapmoan

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

hi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

LMFAOOO REN HIII

💖❣️🌜💓🌼💐🥳🥺😁🌈😭🌸💝

hey anon <3

I see your bias is jaehyun as well ✨ you got taste

yUH stan smexy men

grocery shopping with jungkook

Sings loudly throughout the entire drive to the market

“Ah, I love this wind that blows on me when the door opens.”

Stays under it for a good minute because apparently, he’s feeling hot

You have to literally drag him away from the snacks aisle

“But, they’re so cheesy and yum.”

A whiny baby when you don’t get double of everything

“Hey, Y/n, do you know about that one toothpaste you bought that tasted like chocolate when the normal one wasn’t available?”

Ah, and finally, you reach the sanitary section

He’s all flushed cheeks and cute stutters, stays by the end of the section looking away

“Jungkook, no.” “But why?” “Because we are mature adults and can not run around the store with you pushing the cart with me in it.” “Doesn’t seem like a valid reason but fine.”

Upon reaching the health products lane, he’s suddenly unsure of which lotions to buy

Takes a lot of time contemplating buying coconut milk or aloe vera infused body creams

“It literally says body milk. Milk for your body. Why would people want to drink it?”

Making the list hadn’t even been useful at this point, he bought every single thing that wasn’t actually needed

Of course, he can’t go a single trip to the store without buying his banana milk, even if there was already a carton at home

Your cart is full by the time you reach the cashier, glaring at him for buying so much unnecessary stuff

“Ah, let me, my love.” And he pulls out that VVIP black card of his

In the end, all you learnt was that Jeon Jungkook had no idea of what a limit meant

And you didn’t even get half the things you came for

You’ll definitely be coming here again, without Jungkook

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jungkook came to help taehyung pick one sunglasses, but he kept saying all of them looks nice on him 🥺

nom nom 

👀yes? 

 [11:16 PM] NOW PLAYING: WHIPLASH by NCT 127

BTS reacting to their S/O accidentally blocking them

This is how I imagined the BTS members would react if their S/O ever accidentally blocked their contact!

He’d panic, bad, upon seeing that he would no longer be able to send messages to you

Would go through the entire chat to see if he upset you at any moment

He’d be elsewhere, and would not be able to call you as well

Will rush home after work with panicked eyes and ask you why you had blocked him

Upon hearing that it was by mistake and that you hadn’t noticed, he’d finally calm down

Would snuggle into you, mumbling something about freaking him out

“Don’t ever block me again,” “It was an accident!”

Would not be able to believe his eyes

The words, ‘You will no longer be able to send or receive messages from Y/n♥️’ won’t be processed for like a minute or so

When he’d finally realise, his heart would stop beating

He’d get upset, thinking that because you’d only been dating for a week, you had lost interest

He really likes you, though, and it would break his heart

Next time you met, he’d carefully ask you

You’d be surprised too, the same thought having gone through your mind as you didn’t pay attention while clicking on the wrong button

You’d both laugh it off, making fun of your carelessness

Calm

Won’t be shocked at all because it surely wasn’t the first time

Or the last

Would reach home and ask you

You’d be oblivious, reaching for your phone and losing it when you realised that you’d blocked your husband’s contact

He’d be giggling, while you’d be worried about having upset him

“It’s okay, baby.” with his arms wrapped around your waist

Undeniably confused

148 IQ and all

Even more confused when he’d see that you had been ranting about a show right before stopping him from contacting to you

Would call you from his other mobile because he’s able to afford it

“Yes, Joon?” “Y/n, why did you block me?!”

You’d instantly unblock him, sheepishly telling him that you had accidentally pressed it in your haste

“Silly girl,”

River of curses in every language known to man

Mad at himself for not thinking before typing

Would spam your best friend’s chat by requesting (see: begging) him to tell you to unblock him

Said best friend, Taehyung, would ask you and you would go to check

Sure enough, there was no type box

Would call him instantly after unblocking, “Ah..sorry Hobi,”

He’d give you a long ass lecture, “You should check, how are you so careless?”

One half-assed apology later, you’d find your face being smothered by his kisses

“Ew! You’re all sweaty, get away!”

Did Y/n just block me?

Would even restart his phone to check

The notification would still be seen, so he’d message you on Twitter

“Y/n, are you aware that you have blocked me?”

You’d see the message immediately, “WAIT I HAVE?”

After unblocking, you’d video call him, pout adorning your lips as you’d try to apologise without actually saying it

His sigh would assure you, dropping the love bombs before ending the call

He’d be in the middle of typing some perverted joke to you when he’d see it

Would run all the way over to your house

A huffing and panting Seokjin would greet you at your doorstep, eyes wide and face red

“Why did you block me? Did you do something wrong? You should tell me if I upset you, not just go and block my contact!”

As in his nature, he’d get all sassy and loud when shocked

“Seokjin, I haven’t blocked you. What the fuck are yo-”

He’d push past you, throwing himself on the couch

“Oh yeah? Then what’s this?”

He’d pull his phone out like it was some jewel, shoving the screen right at your face as you squint to read the words

God bless your eyesight

“Oh, sorry I guess?”

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laundry | jjk [ep.3]

pairing: jeongguk x reader genre/tags: assistant!jeongguk, regionalmanager!reader, crack, fluff, shitty in general rating: 13+ word count: 960 words

[prologue] [ep.1] [ep.2]

On your way out, you grab a packet of M&M’s that was sitting in the top drawer of your wooden table. Jeongguk’s gaze doesn’t waver and you almost trip on your heels when closing the door behind you. You walk until you’re in front of Jeongguk and he has to raise his head slightly to look at your face. 

“Hey Jeongguk, you want an M&M?” Said boy looks confusedly up at you and you see his eyebrows furrow together before he’s lowly mumbling, “No thanks, I’m stuffed.” 

You press on, not backing down “No seriously. You should have an M&M, they’re really good.” Jeongguk stands up and you take a step back to allow some space between the two of you. Nobody else is really paying attention to the exchange except for Jungwoo, who sits opposite Jeongguk and is watching the two of you with his mouth opening and closing like a fish. 

Reluctantly, Jeongguk’s hand reaches out for an M&M and he says ‘Okay..’. You turn the packet upside down and some of the candies come out. All in various colours. You look at Jeongguk in a way that says ‘Come one, eat them.’ and he slowly brings his hand to his mouth, taking a whiff for reasons you don’t understand and then putting them all in his mouth. The only sound in the entire office is of Jeongguk’s chewing, the voice of salesmen talking to customers too soft. His jaw moves and you fake a smile at him, “Good, huh?” 

A dopey smile on his face, Jeongguk just nods as he stops and swallows hard for a second before speaking, words muffled slightly by the M&Ms in his mouth. “So good.” Jeongguk’s eyes brows raise in appreciation and he moves backwards slightly to sit back down on his chair, thinking that whatever you wanted to do was over. 

The evil look on your face is a stark contrast to the genuine question you ask him. “Hey, I thought you weren’t supposed to eat anything a couple of hours after you’ve had a crown put in.”

Jeongguk is a deer caught in headlights. He’s stopped chewing in shock and you see a bit of drool pool at the corner of his mouth. His mouth falls open and he suddenly comes back to reality with a violent shake of his head before he’s staring at you again. 

“They have this new kind of quick-drying bonding thing. So..” you know he’s lying but sigh and play along nonetheless. 

“Sounds like a good dentist.” you’re still carefully watching Jeongguk’s every move, he has begun to chew again and is almost finished with the sweet treat before you’re aiming another question at him. 

“What’s your dentist’s name?” This time, Jeongguk doesn’t move for a good minute, surprise consuming his entire body as the M&Ms finally disappear and his tongue is green from the mixture of the blue and yellow coloured ones. His breathing also halts, the only thing you hear is the ruffle of papers, and Jeogguk thinks of all the things he could tell you before making up a name and spitting it out, the urging hum that left your lips a second before adding to his impulsive decision. 

“Crentist.” your eyebrows raise up, no hint of amusement on your face as Jeongguk waits with bated breath for your next words. “Your dentist’s name is Crentist?”

He nods and looks away, unable to hold your cold gaze anymore. You take the opportunity to look at him, grey shirt tucked in his black pants and matching coat and tie making him look very professional. Except for the fact that what he had done was not at all professional. Sneaking behind your boss’ back and talking about her getting demoted? When she trusted you so much? Pathetic. 

“Sounds a lot like ‘dentist’.” Jeongguk just nods along, still not looking at you and quickly sits down on his chair, busying himself with his work and clicking on his mouse. Jungwoo has gone back to his work now, bored by your talks but looks up when he hears you say something so out of the ordinary. 

“Maybe that’s why he became a dentist.” Jungwoo quips silently from his chair and you threateningly glare at him, using your non-existent telepathy to tell him to shut up. You ignore what he just said and continue asking Jeongguk another question.

“Let me see your teeth.” Both the men look up simultaneously, faces portraying unadulterated shock as you say it again and move closer to Jeongguk. He inhales sharply and you move even closer, not bothering to spare a glance at Jungwoo who now seems to have forgotten all about his work and is more interested in what you were doing. 

“Let me see ‘em.” you’re moving your hand to Jeongguk’s chin and trying to force his lips apart, he seems to not resist at all, opening his mouth wide. His teeth are white, but just because you’re annoyed at him, you say, “You should floss them.” He pulls back from your hold only to snap back a snarky reply “I do.” he rolls his eyes and you wonder where the sudden sass comes from. 

One of your hands that was at the top of his head, holding him in place moves back and you straighten your back before smiling. “Well, I’m glad you’re fine.” 

Nobody else has looked at you and even Jungwoo was now diligently working after seeing that you weren’t gonna do anything else. Jeongguk doesn’t even look at you and nods, fixing his tie. You’re vaguely offended but retreat into your office again, this time for some research before calling Jeongguk to carry out the rest of your foolproof plan.

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laundry | jjk [ep.2]

pairing: jeongguk x reader genre/tags: assistant!jeongguk, regionalmanager!reader, crack, fluff, shitty in general rating: 13+ word count: 768 words

[prologue] [ep.1] [ep.3]

“Y/n, I need to go to my dentist appointment.” Jeongguk enters your office without knocking and you sigh at his impolite manner. “For what?” It’s around 1 pm, lunch has just gotten over and everybody is silently working, or that’s what you presume. 

Jeongguk clears his throat and visibly hesitates before closing his eyes, murmuring something to himself. “I need to have a crown put in my mouth.” “Oh. that seems painful.” you still haven’t looked up from your work and frown slightly when your black gel pen is nowhere to be found. Moving the stuff, you see Jeongguk bend and pick up the pen that had apparently fallen without your knowledge and quietly thank him before you hear him speak. “I’ll be 3 hours.” 

You look up in confusion, it shouldn’t take that long but you brushed your teeth once every two days, so didn’t know anything about all this. “Isn’t that too long?” you question but you’re not very worried either because you knew Jeongguk, and Jeongguk wasn’t one of those people who bunked their work hours. 

“It-it’s…It will take time, my dentist is kinda far.” he stutters out and surprisingly, you’re not even suspicious of him. Nodding, you watch as he graphs his coat from the hanger and walks out with a weird look on his face.

You completely miss the way he glances at Yunha before heading out, her gaze meeting his before he sighs and heads out, her triumphant smile not going unnoticed by him. 

Jeongguk walks into the parking lot and ducks down behind the bushes, taking out his phone to call Namjoon for a very confidential matter. “Namjoon?” Said man audibly sighs at being called in the middle of a probably very busy day but greets the younger male nonetheless- technically Jeongguk had done nothing wrong. Except maybe agree to your Movie Mondays. 

“What’s up Gguk?” Even though Namjoon was a 2-hour ride away from Jeongguk and usually met him once a month, they were quite close, having studied in the same college and having some common friends. 

“It’s too sensitive, I can’t talk here. Meet me in that Tommy Hilfiger store you always visit.” Jeongguk is still crouching, purple underwear peeking out from behind and he hears an exasperated groan escape Namjoon’s lips. “No, Jeonggu-” “It’s very important!” Jeongguk cuts him off and looks around for anybody else having come out as well. “What is it?” Namjoon questions and Jeongguk is still worried about someone randomly coming out, so he rushed to speak. “Ugh! Joon, please. This is very important.” A sound between shock and irritation is heard, “I swear Jeongguk if it’s some weird shit you’re making me drive an hour for-” He’s cut off by the younger boy assuring him that it was for a serious reason. 

“Alright, meet me there by 2.” Jeongguk nods before he remembers that Namjoon can’t see him and says an ‘Okay’ before cutting the line and getting into his car, letting out a long breath that he hoped would calm his nerves down.

“What the fuck?” you’re usually not supposed to curse at others in the office but right now was definitely an exception, and your shock was perfectly valid. “He what?” You don’t have any words to describe how aghast you were. So Jeongguk had seemingly not had any dentist appointment and had instead gone out to meet Namjoon. And talk to him about you leaving your post so that Jeongguk could become the new regional manager.

You don’t know how this was possible, Jeongguk was one of the most loyal employees of Dunder Mifflin and him betraying you like that was very unexpected. Namjoon is silent on the other side of the line, not having said a word since he informed you about their little meeting. “Well, are you going to give me more details?” you question and he answers no, saying that whatever you needed to know, you knew. Agreeing, you cut the phone and surprisingly, Jeongguk walked in right at that moment. He didn’t look suspicious at all, strutting over to his desk and sitting on his spinning chair, before he spared a glance at you and his cool expression immediately left his face. Slight fear overtook his features and it was understandable, you probably looked like you were going to kill him, which you- no doubt- were. Your stare pierced through the glass and met Jeongguk’s wide doe eyes. He looked quite cautious but looked away instantly and bent his head over his pile of papers that he had to work on. 

Getting up from your chair, you silently opened the door of your office and walked over to Jeongguk’s table which was one of the closest to the door. You crack your knuckles menacingly, though you have no intentions of actually beating him up. That would be very bad for your career, and you knew that no matter what your position, Jeongguk’s raw strength was unbeatable. 

So, you settle for carrying out the plan you had had very less time to think about.

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laundry | jjk [ep.1]

pairing: jeongguk x reader genre/tags: assistant!jeongguk, regionalmanager!reader, crack, fluff, shitty in general rating: 13+ word count: 1141 words

[prologue] [ep.2] [ep.3]

The only cure to Monday blues was Varsity Blues. 

Many people in the office wouldn’t have agreed with the fact but that was definitely not going to stop you from going ahead with your idea of watching parts of famous movies every Monday morning to get rid of the gloomy atmosphere. 

Why is everyone so unenthusiastic? You think to yourself as you look around the conference room where Daehwi was serving popcorn packets to everyone. Gleefully clapping your hands, you look over at Jeongguk who was looking at you already for the nod that would indicate him to switch on the movie. Kyulkyung ungracefully jogs to switch off the lights, she was probably the only one who was about half as excited as you, and maybe Jeongguk. The movie starts and you hear everybody groan unanimously. 

Apparently, they didn’t like watching Looney Tunes at 9 am on a Monday. 

“Hey, let’s all be a little more energetic. You don’t want to start the week off with such a bad atmosphere.” You can practically hear Yeri’s eye roll and sigh at everyone’s lethargic asses. Paying no mind to them, you continue watching the episode and grab a kernel of popcorn from Jeongguk sitting two seats next to you. Daehwi tuts- the poor kid was stuck in between the two of you. 

Outside the conference room where the cartoon is still playing, Namjoon enters the office and hangs his coat, looking around in confusion when he sees nobody at their desks. 

What? 

It was not a holiday and not everybody could have taken the day off on the same day. Their stuff indicated that everybody had arrived at their workplace though. 

“Huh..” Namjoon looks around and hears some loud noises coming from the meeting room. It seemed like there was a commotion inside, and he opens the door only to be met with a scene he would give anything to erase permanently from his memory. 

You were choking. Jeongguk was hitting your back rather violently- and that was probably half the cause of your violent coughing. Everybody else in the room was either looking at your and Jeongguk’s show or some people- like Soojung- were solving their beloved crossword, not giving a care in the world that their manager was partially dying in the same room as them. 

Renjun of sales met Namjoon’s horrified gaze and he gasped, realising that the Vice President of the Northeast Sales was standing at the entrance of the room and witnessing whatever the fuck was happening. “Namjoon!” Renjun squeaked, capturing everyone’s attention at the mention of their senior’s name. Murmurs and shocked noises fill the room as Namjoon slowly realises what was happening- his temper rising by the minute. Everybody except you and Jeongguk seems to realise this and the employees all quickly file out of the room, not once meeting Namjoon’s now stern gaze. It takes a minute for your choking to stop and Jeongguk looks up to see that the room is empty before he sees Namjoon. Standing there, looking like he was going to fire them. 

Jeongguk was scared of Namjoon.

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