IU | CELEBRITY

IU | CELEBRITY

namjin stan till afterlife

Namjoon: I'mma beat that-

Jin: -readies his pink slipper- Come here you flying fuck I'm going to be the one doing the beating today

big house, big cars, big rings

nine-one-one | uno | pjm (m)

pairing: Jimin x Reader genre/warnings: angst, smut (to come), fluff (to come), oldflame!pairing, detective!jimin, firstresponder!reader, mentions of death, mentions of homicide, mentions of murder, mentions of suicide, mentions of mental health problems, mentions of weapons, explicit language, implied stalking. Words: 10.6k summary: when murder and crime threaten the city of Seoul, there’s a team in place to help keep the public safe, but just what do you do when all your training is to help others, and the one that needs help is actually you?

Working in the field that you do, and for as long as you have, you could almost swear you could tell the kind of day it would be just by the way you felt in the early morning. And days like today gave you a harrowing sense of dread right from the get go.

The darkness still enveloping your room along with the rain smattering along your apartment window when your alarm interrupted your rest was only the beginning. The thick, sticky dregs of sleep still pulling at your tired muscles and lingering long after you dragged yourself into the shower, only withdrawing upon your second cup of coffee.

Sore muscles complain when you’re forced to dig deep into the hallway cupboard in an attempt to find the umbrella you’d stashed within, and you nearly poke your eye out on a stray coat hanger before you manage to find it. Water splashes high on your feet on your walk to the underground subway, enough to wet the hems of your trouser legs, and you curse under your breath when a particularly deep puddle has the top of your ankle sock on your right foot starting to dampen. Quickly, you step under the covering of the subway stairs and try your best not to slip in any more stray puddles.

That same wet smell permeates the air within the carriage, and you try your best not to be thrown into the wet back of the man in front of you as you both hold firmly onto the bars overhead. The humidity that moisture carries seems to elevate the body odour that’s so familiar within the tight carriages, and you’re grateful once more that you don’t actually live too far from your workplace, even if it means you live in the heart of the city.

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IU || CELEBRITY || MV

talk dirty

pairing- jaehyun and mark?

genre- crack..probably

rating- all ages dw

word count- 1.2k words

summary: After having said the absolute worst thing when asked to talk dirty, Mark finds himself being helped by Jaehyun in a very peculiar way.

fully based off of an episode of friends

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“No way!” Jaehyun is left speechless after hearing what Mark had just said about the girl he was currently seeing wanting to talk dirty to him. Apparently, things had gotten heated and Janice, Mark’s present girlfriend had taken the poor guy by surprise after having asked him to say what he wanted to do to her. “No kidding, dude! I panicked so bad!” Mark is waving his arms frantically, obviously trying to explain what emotions had been coursing through his body at that time.

“Well, what did you say?” asks Jaehyun and suddenly, Mark is no longer being loud and turns his head down in what seems like embarrassment before mumbling something incoherent. Eyebrows raising up in curiosity, Jae asks his best friend again, “Hey, Mark? What’d you say then?” “Nothing..” is his short reply, obviously lying as Jaehyun raises Mark’s head with his hand and starting to pester him again.

“Come oonnn, It couldn’t have been that bad.” his constant whining finally forces Mark into telling him what he said to Janice when asked to talk dirty. “Fine, listen…I said bulb..”

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